Chicago police chief who arrested Jussie Smollett says untouched Subway sandwich was evidence of hoax

14 Comments on Chicago police chief who arrested Jussie Smollett says untouched Subway sandwich was evidence of hoax

1. “…now-convicted felon’s untouched Subway tuna sandwich was a suspicious sign.”
   Even the sandwich was a hoax! 🙂
   https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/what-s-in-subway-tuna-sandwiches-the-controversy-explained/ar-AALmgYZ

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2. With publicity like this Subway is looking to re-hire Jared.

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3. Dave Chappelle had it figured out right after it happened. Hilarious.

   https://youtu.be/wZXoErL2124

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4. “This guy had a Subway sandwich in his hand. Not a real sandwich. That was a real tipping point to us that something was amiss,” Johnson said.
   FIFY

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5. That was the 1st clue? yamean ya got past that whopper of a story? 14 below? 2am? CHICAGO was MAGA country?? You were riding right along until you noticed an uneaten sandwich??

   Good fucking grief.

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6. Was KFC closed? Another clue.

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7. Even Jussie Smellit won’t eat dat shit, and he put all kinda inches in his mouthf.

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8. The fact is that he wasn’t shot and killed proves it was a hoax. I mean come on this was Shitcago right?

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9. Jussie’d never pass up a chance at a Footlong.

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10. They knew it was fake as soon as they saw the sandwich. Everyone knows Jussie isn’t a tuna guy, he prefers sausage.

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11. Must have been a fried chicken sandwich with watermelon sauce.

    Too soon?

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12. Subway should name a sandwich after him: the Smollet, with cheese!

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13. So old Jussie was done in by a foot long. Oh, the irony!

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14. Kcir – that was some funny shit right there. Are you sure you’re a CanoeHead and not a ‘Murican?

    Come on down here and I’m sure a bunch of us would sponsor you for citizenship. Serious.