Chicago Shoplifter Gets Turned Into A Pretzel By Jiu-Jitsu Instructor

8 Comments on Chicago Shoplifter Gets Turned Into A Pretzel By Jiu-Jitsu Instructor

1. The perp is lucky he didn’t really get tried into a pretzel. He could have broken more bones than that asshole realized he had.

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2. I see ‘Mad-Max’ on the horizon….

   Shoot on sight.

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3. The good guy apparently is a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I remember when UFC first started the one fighter I was so impressed with was Royce Gracie. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was his discipline and he made it an art form. He seemed to be smaller than everyone he fought and once he got a hold of his opponent he was like a boa constrictor. On particular fight really tore up his shoulder, I think was when his UFC career ended.

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4. Hmm, the wrestling version of that is a variation of the “Tight Package”. Bastards stole it from us.
   Nice job. If that dirt bag took a swing at a female employee Mr Jujitsu needs to sinch that out side arm a little tighter. MoFo will have to stop running his mouth because he wouldn’t be able to breathe

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5. I read there is only one way to get out of the dreaded Pretzel Hold.
   Just bite the pair of balls hanging in front of you.
   That’s when you’ll find they’re yours and you’ll be out in no time flat!!

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6. “dude, just let go” LOL

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7. If Lori Lightfoot could ever reproduce this would be her son.

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8. If this wuz Lightfoot’s son he’d be under water breathing thru gills!

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