A candidate for Illinois House says he was attacked by a man and a woman outside his campaign office. But they tell a different story.
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When staplers are outlawed, only criminals and Chicago politicians (including their families) will have them!
Oops, didn’t mean to repeat myself!
“Now wasn’t that EASY?”
I can hear the Emergency Room procedure now…
“Sponge” …. “sponge”
“Clamp” …. “clamp”
“Sutures” …. “sutures”
“Staple Remover” …. “staple remover …… what?”
Wow, I’d hate to think of what they’d have done if mommy lost the primary.
Well, at least he now looks like a Baldwin Brother.
vicious Trump rioters ….. obviously
I think all Chicago democrats should have a sign stapled to their head that says “corrupt democratic socialist” so you could avoid them.
Now his office will be torched.
He put the ‘Z’ for zombie on his own forehead looking in the mirror – that’s why it’s backwards.
Chicago – land of the retarded feral savages …
I love it when the left attacks and eats itself.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Oh, they’re ready for staples. They put the damn things in me and then took them out. They got the tools.
My last visit to the doc was to take out staple sutures.
The tool was a piranha-like nipper that snipped the exposed span so they could work the rest out.