FOX:
The mysterious, unsolicited packages of seeds supposedly being sent from China to homes across America – prompting agriculture departments in at least 31 states to issue warnings against planting them – may be invasive species and could be tied to a fake product review scam, police and officials are saying.
The packages, based on photographs and statements from officials, appeared to have been shipped by China’s state-owned postal company and contained Chinese lettering on the exterior, advertising products ranging from jewelry to toys.
But, what’s actually inside seem to be random plant seeds. States from coast to coast have been urging residents to report the unexpected deliveries to their local agriculture departments over concerns that the seeds could be invasive or harmful species.
The packages have garnered the attention of federal investigators — with the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) Animal and Plant Health Inspection Services (APHIS) working alongside the Department of Homeland Security’s Customs and Border Protection and other federal and state agencies. keep reading
I plant my seeds in an old sock.
^gross
Odd reports are coming in. Some people planted their seeds and got plants that look like this:
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All reported they had feelings of being watched.
Dammit toof, I just blasted a good mouthful of bourbon out my nose reading that! Made me laugh and now my sinuses are on fire!
@Jimmmy
I knew it. 😉
@Jimmy
Jimmmy? LOL! Sorry. I’m old and need new glasses.
Triffids.
FEED ME!
h/t ‘Little Shop of Horrors’
I got some o’ dem China seeds. Planted ‘em out in da compos’ pile out back. Waterd’em good.
Now available at $375 / ounce. 😜
nostemsnoseedsthatyoudontneed
@Ramona
An old tune I used to listen to. Ask SNS about this band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEz9lh7bVPs&app=desktop
“Ride Ramona,” by Ass Ponys, Cincinnati, OH
Old Socks and Ass Ponys…
I see this thread crashed and burned right from the start.
You got that right Ann.
I’m pulling up my pants and gettin outta here.
^the children will be relieved that you’ve pulled up your pants.
Why am I thinking “Little Shop of Horrors” right now?
Jeez, we’re all stuck at home – who wears pants?