Climate Activists Superglue Themselves Together to Block Capitol Entry

18 Comments on Climate Activists Superglue Themselves Together to Block Capitol Entry

1. Taser? Bear spray? Night stick to the ribs? Swift kick to their pussy?

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2. Pulling them apart os the fun part.

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3. Get some itching powder, sprinkle it generously, then leave them to rot.

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4. Oh wait til this becomes more widely known. The jokes will simply write themselves.

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5. What do they do when someone has to pee?

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6. Political activism is often a transparent excuse for bullying other people. The antifas are a classic example.

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7. Well, if their hands were glued to the wall. Why didn’t someone apply some gorilla glue lipstick to each of them? They couldn’t stop it being done, and afterward no one would have to listen to their stupid rants.

   However, it would have been great fun hearing them yank their hands free to block receiving the glue lip balm. Actually I’d really prefer a few big guys told them they had 60 seconds to free themselves & clear out or they’d be cleared out by brute force. Then yell, “Let’s roll!”.

   If charges were dropped expect it or something equally stupid to happen again.

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8. Nothing says “I’m serious about this!” better than some sophomoronic meaningless stunt.

   Typical.

   izlamo delenda est …

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9. Remember the tree hugger that chained himself to a tree and became dinner for a grizzly?

   This glued-up pile of stupid just needs to be prodded out onto a busy DC avenue.

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10. Superglue. Isn’t that made in climate polluting factories by capitalist pigs?

    Oh, and they’re “shutting down Congress?” Newsflash: that happened years ago.

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11. Climate change is about flatulence. They should be gluing their buttcheeks shut.

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12. A few years ago some guy Super-Glued another guy’s hand to his (the second guy) crank (somebody was banging somebody else’s wife).

    Anyway – the guy whose hand was Super-Glued to his (own) crank DIED!
    (not making this up – memory’s just not too clear)

    Seems the chemicals used to make Super-Glue transitioned through the skin of his penix and poisoned him. So, these klowns were really taking a chance. We should buy them a vat of the stuff!

    izlamo delenda est …

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13. Plutonium Kid or what if they have to take a dump? It could get mighty stinky in there. And didn’t Harry Reid and others complain a few years ago about the tourists and how they made it stink in the capitol entrance a few years ago.

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14. What utter imbeciles. I’d be tempted to slap duct tape on their mouths, and squirt a little pepper spray down the back of their pants.

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15. They don’t bother me. Just leave them be.

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16. Easy picken’s for pickpockets.

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17. It would be a good idea to superglue the radical feminists boobs together because IF YOU CANT LICK EM, JOIN EM!

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18. So dump fire ants on them and watch the fun transpire.

    I guarantee they’ll come apart on their own.

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