A German climate activist who was left with a chunk of tarmac stuck to his hand after glueing himself to the street has been jailed for three days. h/t joe6pak.
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Instead of jackhammering him free (granted with a section of tarmac still attached) they need to just leave this guy where he is. If he has a boyfriend or a girlfriend (not likely) they can bring him food, water, a change of underwear, and try and make him comfortable while he stupidly is glued to the road. What a jackass!
joe6pack – If I remember correctly, VW did exactly that last year. Turned out the lights and went home.
Tell the dumb-fuk that enough ‘global-warming’ will eventually lossen the glue and set him free…..Maybe.
refuse/resist, you’re right, but in that case a simple solvent took care of the glue. It sounds like this guy really came up with an industrial strength mixture of super glue and sand and created something that solvent didn’t breakdown. My hats off to him for the effort.
Try getting it in your eyes and up the nose. Not near as much fun. I mean if he really believes he needs to show he is serious.
The narcissistic piece of shit should have been left right where he glued himself.
He glued the wrong hand to the tarmac; he should’ve glued his left hand to the tarmac and not his right hand. Did he send him to jail with his hand still glued to that piece of tarmac? I certainly hope so. I hope that he’s not right handed.
Why do all that damage to the tarmac? Seems a lot simpler to slice his hand off flush with the pavement and then send his ass to jail. That hand will rot away in a couple months. No ecological impact.
Leave him there with his favorite quinoa snacks and water just out of his reach…
Charge him for the repair. And they should have cut out a 100 pound piece of tarmac.
Just start rolling a 5 ton paving roller toward him from about 50 yards away. By the time it is 20 yards away he will be tearing his hand free of the pavement all by himself.
He’s not a climate activist, he’s a climate fuckhead. How does gluing your hand to pavement change the weather? Asking for a friend.
smh! …. oh, damn it! son of a bitch! … ouch!
I wonder if this genius enjoys lugging around a ‘fossil fuel product (asphalt).
Judge should have chained that piece of ass-fault to him, and made him come in to the courthouse for a daily weighin, make sure the ass-fault is the same weight, and that he’s carrying it with him everywhere.
Was für ein Arschloch, das im Wolkenkuckucksheim lebt.
What an asshole living in cloud cuckoo land.
Disabled his left hand and force him to wipe with the right.
Talk about ass fault…
its chicken-choking speed may be somewhat reduced?