CNN senior data reporter Harry Enten on Monday said former President Donald Trump’s lead in sun belt states is disastrous for President Joe Biden’s reelection chances.
Trump is leading Biden by 13 percent among likely voters in Nevada, 9 percent in Georgia and 6 percent in Arizona, according to the latest New York Times/Siena College survey. Enten on “CNN News Central” said Trump winning all these sun belt states would be rare for a Republican and asserted the former president’s lead is due to his coalition changing to consist of more nonwhite voters. MORE
Wait! Call Dominion! Call Clinton! Call Al Gore! Call the Serb’s. Get Barack on the line! Eric Schmidt! Jinping! Hey, the DNC’s sitting on their ass! Get Xi in here! Where are the ballots they promised?!
Oh, for HANGING CHAD’S sake! We’re DOOOOOMED! Trump leading is not safe for OUR Democracy!! I need a stress pill! My blood pressure’s too high! I have a head ache. A migraine. I feel dizzy. Someone call a Doctor. I need a COVID booster, STAT! HELP!
nice
What a coincidence, Biden’s a disaster as pres.
And if the illegals that will be voting are included in the poll numbers?
@General Malaise — The Canadians have just the thing to take care of all your pains. Do yourself a grand favor and search Canada MAid.
Just kidding! But have your county Democrat Party people look into that.
Aaaaaaaaannd the only reason Trump isn’t leading more (much more) is because the CNN poll fluffers are massaging Biden’s numbers to all new heights!
(For Uncle Al)
“Door #1
Door #2
-or-
Door #3”
“Oh, Monty!!
“Door #3, 2, 3, 1, 2! NO WAIT!
“Door nuuuuuuuuuummmmmber THREE!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, she has selected Door #3. Let’s see what happen when she opens the door and goes inside.”
“The Door is open… She’s stepping inside…”
*GASP!!*
*OOOHH!*
“Total incineration, Ladies and Gentlemen!! WHAT A STROKE OF BAD LUCK! This is just aweful!”
(Crowd sobbing.)
“And now a word from our sponsor…” (snicker)
Breaking News! President Trump and pResident Birdbrain Biden will debate on CNN;
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/15/politics/joe-biden-debate/index.html .
Why President Trump agreed to this, who knows. He won’t get to say much without being interrupted by the commentator covering for Biden.
They don’t dare reveal the true numbers, it would make Biden’s re-election look suspicious.
Fuck polls.
Fuck Dominion
Fuck the Media
FJB
Another day when the only fitting words for this FUBAR world are obscenities.