CNN Wrestling Names

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1. Dana “take me out with the trash” Bash.

2. Van Jones “king of Darkness”

3. Zucker Puncher

4. The Sour Lemon

5. Michael “The Omnivore” Moore

6. Jim “born to be Accosted” Acosta

7. This one is worth repeating – Psycho Joe (Scarborough)

8. Anderson “The Pooper” Cooper!!!

9. Mika the bleeder

10. Anonymous

    That would be MSNBC.

11. Flower power Lauer

12. Carl “Shallow Throat” Bernstein

13. Homo Coumo

14. Van “Nothingburger King” Jones

15. Jim “Goebbels” Acosta

16. Rickey “The Licker” Maddow

17. Jim “Jizzy Swirl” Acosta!!!

18. Christiane Amanpoursomepoontangonme!

19. Shahira “Shitbag” Amin!!!

20. Dang, there I go paying attention to the title, screw it.

    Morning “I”ll give anyone a blow” Joe.

21. Zain “The Blue Veiner” Asher!!!

22. Anderson “shove it in my pooper” Cooper

23. Carol”The Mad Crunt” Costello

24. Alisyn “The Canker Sore” Camerota

25. Chris “short bus” Cuomo

26. Chris “the Homo” Cuomo.

27. Wolf The Fister Blitzer

28. Rachel “The Man” Maddow

29. Bwhahahaha! I can’t name one dork or scrunt on that network! Nanny nanny
    BOOBOO!

30. Lemon Aids
    Inzana Asher
    Dr. Sanjay Imgay Gupta
    Poppy The Harlot Harlow
    Farheed Zika Zakariass
    Brainless Brian Stetler
    Dana Trash Bash
    Hines Hind End Ward
    Bill The Queer Weir
    Alisyn Cameltoe Camerota

31. Rachael “butch” Maddow

32. Don “cavern ass” Lemon

33. Brian ” the chickenhawk” Stetler

34. Dana “The spermbank” Bash

35. Carol “The March Hare” Costello

36. Wolf “the jizz spritzer” Blitzer

37. Van ” The Marx Brotha” Jones

38. April “Big Kahuna” Ryan

39. Ana “Pork Mama” Navarra

40. Obviously CNN is in the Flyweight category.
    We all know whut flies like!

41. Wow, y’all actually know their names?

42. Jake “The Fapper” Tapper

    Aka: Jake Fapper

43. @CC – We cheated.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_CNN_anchors

44. Joy ” The dong grappler” Reed

45. Don “The lemon squeezer” Lemon.

46. Jake Tap Out