Cold Justice: Police believe they’ve identified the Blue Bell licker – IOTW Report

Cold Justice: Police believe they’ve identified the Blue Bell licker

So Gross.

In what can only be described as an act of a terror a woman opened up a half gallon of Blue Bell ice cream (the best ice cream in the country), licked it, and returned it to the freezer of a WalMart in Lufkin, Texas.

43 Comments on Cold Justice: Police believe they’ve identified the Blue Bell licker

  1. For punishment make her lick on a wall of a 30 below zero walk-in freezer. She won’t have a tongue left by the time she gets herself loose. She won’t learn by just going to jail.

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  2. Both need to be prosecuted and charged with the max and the judge should also bar the bitch from ever entering another store that sells food for life. There are laws against adulterating food and this two bit whore and her sidekick just hit the jackpot.

    “The Texas penal code outlines that a second-degree felony charge of tampering with a consumer product has a penalty of two to 20 years in prison and up to $10,000 in fines.”
    https://www.insider.com/woman-facing-20-years-prison-licked-returned-ice-cream-tub-2019-7

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  3. Yet another reason to hate my state, I can’t get it in California.

    Ice cream is my biggest vice; don’t smoke, drink or cheat on my wife but have been known on a couple of hundred occasions to destroy a half gallon of ice cream in one sitting. Tin roof, rocky road, mint chip, they all better run and hide if they are in my freezer.

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  4. I don’t care WHO you are, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your account. I am convinced: visible or not, piercings and tats = a person who cannot ever be fully trusted, someone with less than ideal hygiene, someone with impaired judgment, and soeone with a low self-image they punish everyone around them for, but absolve themselves.

    Tats/piercings = slob.

    Case in point, this entitled, retarded she-slob.

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  5. Also…if you’re “poor” but can afford drugs, tats, piercings, nails, booth tans and enough excess calories to be obese…

    …you are absolutely not poor. You’re just a slob.

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  6. Try this: Go buy a $40.00 Cuisinart ice cream/froyo maker and make your own ice cream. You know what’s in it and it takes so little time. Or: don’t buy an ice cream with a lid that comes off so easily or doesn’t have that inner liner attached to the carton. This is gross beyond gross.

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  7. Dan, what if she’s got heptatis? VD of the mouth?

    Yeah, bio-terrorism is a safe assumption with someone like that, even if she only intended on being a jerky, no-class slob.

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  8. Butter pecan just makes the world a better place….Vanilla bean vanilla with a sour cherry joubellie will keep you from wanting to invade other states…..

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  9. Thanks to a combination of social media and fools recording their criminal behavior it’s much easier for law enforcement. These idiots have zero respect for themselves and others.

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  10. Meanwhile, the crazy conspiracy theory part of my alleged brain is wondering how much Blue Bell paid her for all this free publicity.

    Yeah, I know…the Internet has ruined me.

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  11. Oh no! Not only Blue Bell, but Tin Roof?!!

    Back when I bought ice cream for the kids, Tin Roof was a must-have. Cuz… Ok, They hardly had a chance at that flavor unless I bought more than one container of it at a time. But still – that could have been my 1/2 gallon!

    Glad I haven’t eaten any ice cream in years, now.

    Funny how even ice cream abstinence can keep you from picking up nasty things.

    I don’t do those end-aisle samples of food offered, either. Don’t care what precautions you have in place. Not gonna happen.

    Hoping she gets slammed by the law good and hard.

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