FOX: Sex parties hosted in one of Colorado’s nicest communities are angering neighbors who say it’s time to take action.
Residents on Avery Way in Castle Rock say organized sex parties at one home are causing parking problems and noise, but they are most concerned with the sexual nature of the events and any exposure to children.
One neighbor, who declined to provide her full identity, said she received a copy of a party invitation from an anonymous person who is concerned about the events.
It shows 400 guests were invited with 87 people, including 35 couples, sending a “yes” RSVP.
“I think it is disgusting,” she said.
The invitation references the “Thunderstorm Play Palace” and boasts a 7,500-square-foot dwelling with every amenity, including alcohol, food (complete with a vegetarian menu) and chocolate fountain.
The risqué invitation also advises guests to bring their own condoms and show respect for the “new furniture.” MORE
You invite 400 people over for a sex party, but you’re still worried about the furniture.
Not concerned with jizz on the drapes however.
wet-n-wild slippin-n-slidin.
Yucko! I ain’t sitting on THAT furniture.
the screw up is that it is described as a “sex party”. If they would have reported it as a Bible study, the officials would have been right on it.
Wonder how many of the officials were invited?
Going to check my mailbox right now😉.
Hmmm…respect the furniture? Got to be a baller or hip hop star. Don’t jump in the pool with your ankle monitor on, fella.
I’ve never been invited to a wild sex party, much less actually been to one. I’m past my prime so it probably won’t happen for me. Oh well.
But let me guess, they are fine with the grow house next door. it is CO, immorality is a slippery slope.
The invitation showed donations are taken at the door….$20 for women.
Wow, they must be real lookers. For $20 you can get a street walker and privacy in your own car. At least thats what I’ve heard.
The solution is SO SIMPLE for any concerned residents on Avery Way.
Light up the neighborhood and all neighbors out on the street equipped with cameras.
And be vocal that the identities of those photographed will be made very public.
One DOA swingers party.
Next day tell the hosts they should consider moving out asap.
““I think it is disgusting,” she said.”
Only because she wasnt invited.
I remember not long ago when Castle Rock was nothing more than a gas stop.
$75 a couple x 200 couples is $15,000 profit plus you get to bang some hot chick other than the wife? Sounds like genius to me.
“one of Colorado’s nicest communities”
“any exposure to children”
Pick one.
Will resale value in the neighborhood go up or down?
I hoid it’s going up and down at a regular rhythm 🙂
I got rhythm
I got hand cream
I got my neighbor’s wife
Who could ask for anything more?
Had a couple Seattle porn producers bought a house on the next block over from my sister’s place. It really isn’t all that entertaining to have passed out sluts laying in the gardens and all of the drugged out weirdos and the fighting, reckless driving, gunplay etc that comes with this type of bullshit going on in a residential neighborhood.
The last 3 years have taught me Colorado is a most physically beautiful State. It is populated by many hideously stupid people. (Canabis may soon be mandatory to survive there.)
Driving on their roads promptly reduces the most angelic amongst us to swearing in strings of profanities.
For my next drive to Denver, I’m reconfiguring one of those big foam “We’re #One” fingers to point out the windshield.
(So many “Left Lane For Passing” signs, so many texting in braille while driving)
😛
Fidelio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KY5UG4ipow
Plenty of parking in the rear
At this point, a wild sex party is 20 minutes of wishing followed by a long nap.
So yeah, I hope they respect the new furniture – particularly the sofa.
There ain’t enough ScotchGuard in Walmart to take care of that.
By the way, was Bill Clinton ever a spokesman for StainMaster?
Does anyone happen to know the exact address?
Just asking for – uh, a friend.
For Science.
😉
Just stand outside on the public sidewalk and take pictures of the people coming inside. Take pictures of their cars and plate numbers and put up a website to ask from the public help in indentifying these patrons. As for the guy merely asking for “donations” that’s just a dodge and the cops know it as well. Ask the IRS to drop by and audit them. It will stop quick enough.
scr_north – The Obamboozler’s IRS woulda paid ya for the tip and joined the party!