Ever wonder what advice foreign tourist are given about The United States? Yahoo! Travel provides some interesting examples here
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Forwarding to my Scottish friends. See if they agree.
Seems to coincide with my take on America – for the most part.
About fifteen years ago a Russian four-piece musical group stayed with me for one night, the night before they were to fly back to Moscow. I also hosted their going away party where the woman got totally drunk, threw up in my bathroom, and passed out. The next day I took them wherever they wanted to go. We went to every large thrift store in the city where they loaded up on cheap warm clothing to take back and sell to their comrades. On our way back I treated them to Burger King, a veritable feast.
TIPS FOR AMERICANS GOING ABROAD:
“In France, you need not hide your matital staus if you are traveling with a member of the opposite sex who is merely your boyfriend or girlfriend. No one will assume that the female half of the couple is a whore. On tbe contrary, you might be mistaken for the President and First Lady of France.”
Only Japan comes remotely close to protecting its citizens:
Watch out where you wear hip-hop clothes. “In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang.
Hmm, nothing there about the prevelance of firearms in our society or conceal and carry. They did not mention the prevailing tendency of our courts to release criminals to prey on citizens. These governments must be liberals!
If you have Google translate you should click on the links that take you to the official pages of the other countries!!! It is most enlightening. I’m not sure why “Yahoo” would leave this little nugget out of their translated promotional thingy, butt…
From the “Latin American” Travel Tips page…
(translated by Gooble)
Health
“During your stay in the United States you must have comprehensive insurance traveler. This country offers excellent health and hygiene standards making medical practices are of the highest in the world. There are strict laws regarding Hygiene eating places that must be met, so the restaurants and even posts the streets are safe. In some areas you can take the tap water. Bottled water is available everywhere and is most recommended.”
” MEDICAL PRACTICES ARE OF THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD”!!!