CONTEST: Let’s Help the Left With Their Bullsh!tty Euphemisms – IOTW Report

CONTEST: Let’s Help the Left With Their Bullsh!tty Euphemisms

You are competing for a Keith Sullivan Safety Whistle, courtesy of Menderman.

Contest ends at 11:59 pm et. I will judge this one.

The contest is inspired by President Obongo’s term “justice-involved individuals,” which is leftist bullshittery, used in place of the word “criminal.”

“Criminal” is apparently very, very hurtful and stigmatizing to the CRIMINAL.

Some examples-

Michael Brown – Victim of Constabulary Encounter

Welfare Queen – Insolvent High-Yielding Matriarch

Dropout – Educational Annulment

You may improve on someone’s word choice. (ie: If you have a better one for “dropout” go for it.)

 

109 Comments on CONTEST: Let’s Help the Left With Their Bullsh!tty Euphemisms

  1. Demonrat – Bolshevik
    Progressive – Socialist
    Leftist – Socialist
    Republicrat – Menshevik
    Paul Ryan – Shitweasel
    Mitch McConnell/John Kerry/ &c. – Traitor
    Iran Deal – Nuclearizing Iran
    Associate Justice of the Supreme Court – illiterate totalitarian hack
    ObolaCare – Socialized Medical Fraud

    izlamo delenda est …

  2. Murderers – “procurers of premature lifelessness.”
    Rapists – “non-certified sperm delivery providers.”
    Burglars – “unregulated property acquisition coordinators.”
    Child molesters – “unauthorized initiators of youth sex activities.”
    Terrorists – “spontaneous political expression artists.”

  3. we can’t have the ‘undocumented workers’ feeling all butt-hurt by calling them ‘Ditch Diggers’ …. from now on they are Terra-Forming Specialist that use Manual-operated Terrain Altering Implements, instead of shovels & picks

  4. if criminals are ‘justice-involved individuals’ …. what does that make their victims? …. ‘justice-denied individuals’?

    … to a damocRat they’re probably just ‘tolerantly-challenged justice-involved individual haters’

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