Other spokesholes that were considered by Obama were-
Les Moore
Victor Loss
Christian Mullah
Sunny Knight
Will Wont
Turner Strait
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Lefty Wright
Moe Stransparent
Manny Few
Dick Less
Warren Peace
May Knott
Rex Repair
Jay Z
The Importance of Looking Earnest
Barack Hussein Obama
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed this.
Hahah
Will Twist
Bush S. Fault
Misty Truth
Gaye Boss
Cheri Picks
Josh Earnest? Sounds like a character in Harry Potter. Candid Falsify. Sirius Pullyerleg. Whopper Pinkyswear…
Izzy Lawless
Morov D’Same
Iam Lying
Fukaround Forreel
Pyle Driver
Dick Tugger
Two points:
1. Somewhere in the picture collection there’s one with (Carney) blocking the part of the sign behind him that completes
The
White …
Wash…
Need to dig it out.
2. Speaking of Sunny, how come we haven’t seen her here in months?
Woody Gibson
Nomar Fracking
William Don’t Tell
Chuck Whopper
Whitey Privilege
Gitmoe Lies
Allau Akbar
Shirlee Mendacity
Corkey S. Ucker
Can’t think of one.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Sahara Forrest
Paul Urleg
Baker Frye
Joseph Goebbels
Itar Tass
Felix de Propaganda
Frank Fibber
Lysander Teller
(Just call him “Ly” for short)
Look at that punim!
He’s got on his “honest, smart, thinking hard” face that should convince all the WH Press flunkies, uhhh … Press Professionals of his sincerity.
And he can Pitch AND Catch!
Spinner Story
Seymour Lies
Mildred Treachery
Ben who Gahzi
Taylor made Speaker
Phat Chance
Jay Carney Wannabe
Ok, let’s be frank and earnest to the Press corps from now on. You be Frank and I’ll be Earnest…
Lefty Wright
Moe Stransparent
Manny Few
Dick Less
Warren Peace
May Knott
Rex Repair
Jay Z
The Importance of Looking Earnest
Barack Hussein Obama
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed this.
Hahah
Will Twist
Bush S. Fault
Misty Truth
Gaye Boss
Cheri Picks
Josh Earnest? Sounds like a character in Harry Potter. Candid Falsify. Sirius Pullyerleg. Whopper Pinkyswear…
Izzy Lawless
Morov D’Same
Iam Lying
Fukaround Forreel
Pyle Driver
Dick Tugger
Two points:
1. Somewhere in the picture collection there’s one with (Carney) blocking the part of the sign behind him that completes
The
White …
Wash…
Need to dig it out.
2. Speaking of Sunny, how come we haven’t seen her here in months?
Woody Gibson
Nomar Fracking
William Don’t Tell
Chuck Whopper
Whitey Privilege
Gitmoe Lies
Allau Akbar
Shirlee Mendacity
Corkey S. Ucker
Can’t think of one.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Sahara Forrest
Paul Urleg
Baker Frye
Joseph Goebbels
Itar Tass
Felix de Propaganda
Frank Fibber
Lysander Teller
(Just call him “Ly” for short)
Look at that punim!
He’s got on his “honest, smart, thinking hard” face that should convince all the WH Press flunkies, uhhh … Press Professionals of his sincerity.
And he can Pitch AND Catch!
Spinner Story
Seymour Lies
Mildred Treachery
Ben who Gahzi
Taylor made Speaker
Phat Chance
Jay Carney Wannabe
Ok, let’s be frank and earnest to the Press corps from now on. You be Frank and I’ll be Earnest…
How about Fukabout Forreal?
Bitch boy?
Travis T. O’Justice
Oxy Moron