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Conventional Wisdumb

Hope n Change: The Democratic convention is in full swing which, through Herculean effort, we will not use as a set up for a joke involving nooses. Oh sure, it would be funny – but (to quote Richard Nixon) “it would be wrong, that’s for sure.”

Especially since one of the opening evening’s speakers was Michelle Obama, the wife of our nation’s first half-white black president, there to give a ringing endorsement to Hillary Clinton – the wife of our nation’s first all-white black president.

Choosing, as ever, to take the high road, Michelle whined for the umpteenth time that she wakes up each day in a house built by slaves – which she apparently finds more upsetting than having her pricey wardrobe, dozens of personal “assistants,” and luxury 5-star vacations paid for by slaves.

Still, the first lady’s presence and well-toned bare arms helped take the spotlight off the previously scheduled woman who suddenly found herself in the doghouse… 

29 Comments on Conventional Wisdumb

  1. The barber couldn’t wait to see me today. Man was he ever riled up. He hates Trump, but he said a half dozen times about how smart he thinks Trump is. Pushing 70, he knows political history and he’s adamant about #NeverHillary

  2. @MJA
    Why do you think they had jessie jackson and al sharpton at the White House so often? They were getting “fleecing” lessons from the masters.
    (no caps on purpose – pond scum are not proper nouns)

  3. I heard Trump calling on the Russians to help with recovering Hillarys deleted emails. Seeing how the FBI and DOJ are unwilling to do their jobs, Trump has to go to this extreme, which personally, I think is brilliant.

    All kinds of panties are in all sorts of knots. Enjoying the show.

  4. My research indicates that all the laborers who worked building the White House were PAID for their work, which disqualifies Michelle’s claim.

    The one time her fucking husband should have said they “didn’t build that,” he didn’t. How I loathe the both of them!

    177 more days.

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