From Walmart.
Two Ohioans are facing theft charges after they allegedly swiped four “sexual pleasure aids” from a Walmart during a 1:45 AM shopping trip, police report.
Yes, Walmart sells “sexual pleasure aids.”
According to cops, Walmart security guards detained Kia Porter, 23, and Geoffrey Greene, 20, after the Cleveland residents were spotted last week stashing the merchandise into Porter’s purse as they moved through the store in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb.
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Marital aids they were called. Carry on.
Can you imagine bringing her home to meet your family?
Maybe they’re the couple who stole the Leg Lamp out of the window of the A CHRISTMAS STORY House on West 11th Street in Cleveland.
Typical of Cleveland, Ohio…
cops let those people take their own Mug Shot selfies.
Hey, ‘sitter. Did you get that big glass banana at Walmart?
How about that little egg on a long cord that shakes and vibrates?
Listen, boys. I’ve got videos that both of you will pay me not to put on the iCloud when you’re college-age. I can ruin you two in HD. 😮
I call them cucumbers
She should have been arrested at the beauty counter.
Forever Shenehneh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPEyXZoyL0
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that’s a peopleofwalmart.com photo I don’t wanna see.
She’s not doing a ‘duckface” photo, it’s more of a baboon’s ass pic.
That lipstick has to be dried pepto bismol
Is that Mooch’s pretty sister?
I’m glad it wasn’t just me who saw “shenaynay” 😀
What department did you say those were located?
BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
That “selfie” is hilarious!
And she (apparently) thinks she looks GOOD!
BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
All the ‘sexual pleasure aids’ in the World ain’t gonna help that.
Here’s what The Worst Lady uses for self-pleasure (plus a little info about the company behind the product)…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVX9ANjtGsU
You ought to be arrested for posting the picture of that beast