DMF: If you were to tell the former congressman “Go Back To Africa” you’d be racist. But not to worry, he’s going back to Africa. There is just one small detail. He can’t go till his jail term is over. Mel Reynolds is leaving because America is too racist and the justice system keeps convicting the democrat of crimes he has committed. The honorable Mr. Reynolds was convicted Thursday for tax evasion and sentenced to 6 months in prison.
Reynolds was once a US House Representative from Illinois in the early 1990’s, but had to resign after he was busted and subsequently convicted on 12 counts of sexual assault, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography for a sexual relationship he had with an underage campaign worker. Before the ink was even dry on the judge’s order, Reynolds was also convicted on a variety of bank and wire fraud charges. Reynolds should have spent 11 years in prison, but luckily for him, then-President Bill Clinton who is sympathetic to both rape and fraud, commuted his sentence.
You’d think he would have learned his lesson and straightened up but he was again arrested on tax evasion charges. And yes, this sentence is racist according to the disgraced democrat. He even argued with the judge over the relatively short prison term he received:
If he hasn’t already decided on which country, here are some suggestions:
https://answersafrica.com/top-10-most-dangerous-countries-in-africa.html
He won’t last in Africa,because he won’t be able to Cry Racism or get Free Shit !
CONGRESS: I call this “a good start” …NEXT!
Sounds like Bungle in The Jungle to me.
https://youtu.be/Rwn0R1PFUwU
He should go to Gondwana. It’s hard to find but worth spending the rest of his life looking if that’s what it takes.
He should move to Wakanda, it’s perfect for phony delusional blacks.
Take obama with you
What’s the American dream?
1 million Mel’s swimming back to Africa with a mexican under each arm.
My guess is he never goes, offering some lame excuse as to why he stays.
In Nigeria he’d be considered an amateur.
“Reynolds should have spent 11 years in prison, but luckily for him, then-President Bill Clinton who is sympathetic to both rape and fraud, commuted his sentence.
You’d think he would have learned his lesson and straightened up but he was again arrested on tax evasion charges.”
Got news for Mel. In Africa he ain’t black, but he is the Other White Meat.
In a couple of years, President Trump will successfully extract Mel from some 3W shit-hole prison, and Mel will be a total ingrate dick about it. When he gets safely back to America.
@eternal: I shouldn’t have laughed at that, but I did.
Ancestory.com/ DNA thinks he might want to know more about Scotland…
His personal problems are all America’s fault. Oh, mean and terrible America. In this last crime, America “made” him not file his income taxes.
Jesse Jack-ass gave him a
“job” at his rainbow coalition
as a “youth councilor”. You
can’t make this $HIT up…
Good for him!
You go, bo … uhh … guy!
Tax evasion, child-rape, obstruction of “justice,” and sexual assault aren’t illegal in Africa! Kind of a Paradise for immoral, amoral, lying ex-Congressmen (and assorted grifters) from Illinois! He could take Obola, Blagojevich, the big dude with the funny hair (that turned out to be a wig-hat), Emanuel, Jarrett, Axelrod, and a host of others.
Bye!
izlamo delenda est …
He needs someplace with more relaxed sodomy laws.
I have known alley cats with more scruples than this POS. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Reynolds.
Reynolds, Maybe you can float to Africa on that big ass race card you so conveniently carry in your shirt pocket.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass, perverted race-baiting tool.
Poor Africa is fucked up enough, they don’t deserve this twat.
I not gonna choot ju, Mel.
MANOLO!