“Crime is a traditi😂n”

12 Comments on “Crime is a traditi😂n”

1. priceless

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2. Satire is always funniest when there is some truth to it. 🤣

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3. EXACTLY, CC ^^

   I CAN SEE THIS LARDASS ACTUALLY SAYING THIS FOR REAL WHILE NAKED IN FRONT OF A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR

   WHAT A NUTJOB

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4. No matter how hard some of us try, we cannot escape this democrat shit state and join Missouri or Indiana. Hell, I would settle for Forgottonia.

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5. @Forgottonia: How about Wakanda?

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6. I’m a criminal, he’s a criminal, she’s a criminal, we’re all criminals wouldn’t you like to be a criminal too!

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7. L O L ! ! !

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8. @Benito the Bombed Beaner, thanks a bunch for that visual. 😆🤢

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9. “…this Wakanda guy…” LOL!!!

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10. aint no crime around guv. fat-fk, he got de taxpayer-funded 24/7 see-cur-ity

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11. gun confiscation *******: ru faster than Pb?

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12. Pritzker: Yes, crime is in Chicago’s DNA. Why, just this morning, I took a snickers bar from a convenience store on the South Side and walked out without paying. The guy said: No Problem, it’s on us, Guv’nr.

    See, we’re all criminals here, and I’m proud to stand here together with all you criminals.

    So if Trump arrests one of us, it’s like he’s arresting all of us just based on who we are. Let us stand up and fight for our rights as Chicago Criminals. Let us stand and yell together: F**K YOU TRUMP!