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“Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you,” Daily Wire co-CEO Jeremy Boreing says, touting the success of his new non-woke candy bars, responding to an advertisement by Hershey celebrating International Women’s Day – featuring a biological male.
“As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you,” Boreing said.
In the first 36 hours on the market, Boreing reportedly sold three hundred thousand of his “chocolate binary” bars. A four-pack of the 1.5 once bars goes for $27.96, but is currently on sale for $24.99, or about $6.25 per par. MORE
I knew that was a winner when I saw it yesterday!
That’s how you fight this Woke shit!!
6 oz. Chocolate for $25?
Different Tim,
Free shipping?
No dark chocolate?! 😢
Should have come out with one named She/it. The “e” is silent by the way.
One of the best Babylon Bee’s recent posts had him sitting in a tire warehouse looking at his phone with the caption:
“Jeremy Boreing waiting for Goodyear to say something stupid”
Priceless!
Great! I love it! But I’m not paying that much for a fricking candy bar, even if it does stiff Hershey or Mars.
For public figures that share our values, it is important that we afford them the largest megaphone possible, but no, I will not be buying chocolate from Jeremy.
I like all those folks over at The Daily Wire, they do good work. Surprisingly, the guy over there with probably the biggest brain is the quietest, Andrew Klaven.
I am currently reading Spencer Klaven’s (Andrew’s son) book “How To Save the West”. The apple does not fall far from the tree, a lot of good stuff there.
God bless capitalism!
The ExxonMobil chemical plant that I retired from ten years ago this month recently hired it’s first trans process operator. The stupid faggot/whatever hired on and immediately announced it was going trans. when the company’s medical insurance kicked in. Now, ExxonMobil will be paying for the supposed transformation and the faggot/whatever will quit when the recovery period is exhausted by the pervert. Why pay for screwing yourself up when you can get a woke company to pay for it? A lot of the perverts who are joining the military are pulling the same scam so that US taxpayers will have to pay for the procedure, then, they leave the military claiming PTSD. Everything is a scam with the sick bastards.
Different Tim March 7, 2023 at 3:05 pm
6 oz. Chocolate for $25?
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An 8 oz dark chocolate edible goes for $22 here, and it’s quality chocolate. 🙂
I gave up all things sweet (including chocolate) and artificial sweeteners back in November of ’15….. Lost 35# in the next 5 months and have decided to not go back.. I have a half of a chocolate bar at least once a year when I go visit my brother lol…. He gets the other half.
FJB
Trader Joe’s sells good quality Belgian Crispy rice milk chocolate bars in a 3 pack for $1.79. That’s 60 cents per each 4.2 oz. chocolate bar which is a very good price. I eat half of one at a time and they last me for a couple of weeks. TJ’s also has good quality green Spanish manzanilla olives stuffed with pimentos for under $2.50 which I really like. I love any kind of olives and they just started stocking Italian cracked olive salad with mixed pickled vegetables, green and black olives & capers in seasoned oil which is better than olive tapenade as a sandwich spread. Good stuff Maynard.
Different Tim – If you think the price of chocolate is too high, send your complaint to Jackass Joe at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500. He’s the one that caused all this brutal, ridiculous inflation and supply chain chaos! We have Malley’s Chocolates (family run since 1935) here in Cleveburg and their prices are high too because all the ingredients have gone up and that’s IF they can get them!
Primary problem with Jeremy is the razor ads. Why would I buy a razor hawked by a guy with a beard?
A better response to Hershy would be to be closer to their price point.
Daily Wire is a good site & Brett Cooper(podcast) is gorgeous, smart & funny. If I was 30 or so years younger, I would take a shot! My He/Him bars should be arriving soon. Not gonna munch ’em as I quit most sugar years ago, just for display! Expensive? Perhaps, but rubbing woke noses in shit makes it worth it!
Not even going to consider anything from this company anymore.
Done.
I had no idea how hot Brett Cooper was until this ad. I’ve seen clips of her and thought she looked too much like Ben Shapiro. Wow.
Obviously, Jeremy is short. Otherwise Brett is 6 ft tall maybe more. Nah. Jeremy is very short.
I’m even more impressed by Brett now. Wow