The bittersweet tale of the historic Japanese Lunar lander had another dramatic development, as photographic evidence shows SLIM module is UPSIDE DOWN on the surface of the moon.
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Moonmen ae responsible…they don’t want anime there!
Upside down? It’s a perfect metaphor for America right now.
But hand it to Japan: at least they got it there.
This should make everyone appreciate the collective non-woke, conservative genius that got the US to the moon in….1969!!!
Vandals flipped it over.
The Japanese – nuked too much or not enough (American Digest, Gerard Van der Leun)
Oh damn, looking all over for Claudia’s critters and then realized it’s Saturday.
Wait a minute…who the hell took that photo, huh?
It’s the Kamala Harris of spacecraft.
DECADES AGO, THE KISS OF DEATH WAS “MADE IN JAPAN”
When are the Japs going to send Godzilla and the rest of the Jap monsters to the moon? I’d bet Mothra could fly there on her own.
No problem! You just need the right team!
https://youtu.be/PKe0hwWs1lo?si=kp3vXbzk3D_vjv6F
Now, the kiss of death is Made in China.
I wonder how many engineers have to commit suicide now…
It’s right side up, they just landed it on the wrong end of the moon.
Why didn’t they have LEV-1 hop over to the SLIM and use the hopping mechanism to try to turn the SLIM right side up?
It’s no surprise everyone knows….the japanese can’t drive.
Moon, Area 51 set, AZ desert, Devon Island Canada…is there really a difference? Can ANY GOVERNMENT actually be trusted to tell the truth?
Too bad there wasn’t video of it happening. It probably would remind you of the old Laff-In tricycle bit!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-19-2014/rkSNl3.mp4
Me Chinese
Me make joke
Me put pee pee in your Coke
Don Draper
SATURDAY, 27 JANUARY 2024, 13:05 AT 1:05 PM
Moonmen ae responsible…they don’t want anime there!
https://us.rule34.xxx//samples/349/sample_63f6a1482716fdfab7ccca128d3014fd5d30c480.jpg?348502
Top heavy lunar lander.
Ok, what is called the center of gravity even on the moon…
Oh so sorry.
Me look, you cry.
Your money gone sky high
It went sideways before it tipped over.
Why don’t we just send Wall-E there to clean it up?
https://youtu.be/QHH3iSeDBLo?si=SWWeJPpvsNJV9HbG
Very Australian.
Harry…more like the old Lunar Lander video game.
Turns out that one of their older scientist (and long-term Elvis fan) had stuffed a large number of his favorite transistor radios from the 50s and 60s into the top section of the SLIM, making it top-heavy and causing it to flip over during landing….So, there’s THAT!
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Vandalized moon lander? How did Obama’s sons get to the moon?
Question: How are they taking a picture of it?
Nothing being said about the landing software being written on the other side of the planet 🙂
But what’s really important is does it identify as right side up and functioning normally?
Facts, data, science: non-negotiable or they will bop you on the nose.
well, they are on the other side of the planet…
Oh no! Sum ting wong!
~Eugenia Saturday, 27 January 2024, 13:16 at 1:16 pm~
Yes, I spent much time at American Digest. After surviving the horrors of Paradise and landing next to his Mom in Chico, death still caught up him, sadly.