DEA agent strips , defecates in front of another agent’s hotel room – IOTW Report

DEA agent strips , defecates in front of another agent’s hotel room

Wednesday, 25 April 2018, 13:15 MJA Uncategorized 24

The sources, who shared their story with this writer on the condition of anonymity, also provided the Washington Examiner with digital photos of the poop-stained floor.  more

24 Comments on DEA agent strips , defecates in front of another agent’s hotel room

  1. I suspect fry cook at McDonalds will become a coveted profession after our federal agencies are fully exposed. There’s no honor in anything with federal or government in the job title.

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  6. “Shanahan followed his colleague and proceeded to strip off all of his clothes. Naked, he stood in front of the agent’s closed hotel room door and defecated before it. He then scooped up his excrement with his hand and began smearing it on the door as well as the door handle.”

    I worked for four years as a Bellman for Marriott. When I was not studying for college classes and had some down time I made plans on how I was going to quit the job in way that would be talked about. All my planing and dreaming falls utter short of what this DEA agent pulled off.

    Mr. Shanahan, or from this time forth he shall be known as “Dr. McPoopmonkey”, takes the honor of best: freakout & and the coveted best ever “I respectfully submit my resignation”. … Dr. McPoopmonkey caused a responding security officer to vomit. Well done, well done Dr. McPoopmonkey.

    Or it could just be the liquor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs

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  10. Reason #37,359,873 to cut all these essentially unemployable shlubs from the government teats.
    From Lois Lerner types to these gross subhumans, these idiots need to be farming with their hands, not living luxuriously, over-paid with our tax money.

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  23. Psssst! Ethanol is a drug Mr. DEA agent.

    Agent Brian Shanahan became intoxicated during the annual conference on the evening of April 9 and fought with another male agent. Shortly after the altercation, the agent who fought with Shanahan went to his hotel room to retire for the evening.

    “Shanahan took a dump in front of this agent’s door and smeared it all over it, including the door knob,” one DEA source said.

    So proud of these outstanding, pre-screened, federally-trained, armed and badged members of Law Enforcement representing my country. /s

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  24. The Rat Fink April 25, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    >JDH – A gay lovers spat…
    Yeah, cuz nuthing sez “I’m ready” like a pile of poop in yer doorway!

    Lance to Bruce: Bruce, dear, I found a new way to do it.
    Bruce: No shit?
    Lance: None at all.

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