Dearest fellow Earthlings- How are you celebrating Earth Day?

51 Comments on Dearest fellow Earthlings- How are you celebrating Earth Day?

1. I made a nice tuna salad for lunch. Put the empty can in the trash without rinsing it first.

2. I threw out a plastic container … in the trash. Then I ran to the grocery store for a birthday cake and asked for extra plastic grocery bags (4 extra to be exact).

3. I’m firing up an internal combustion engine, to cut some green grass for Earth Day; So I’ll cut down some ‘carbon credit’ O2 producing green plants, and shove a bunch of unburned carbon into the air with my engine.

4. I have a nasty, tarred railroad tie I need to burn and I’m eyeballing a couple of old car tires also.

5. I researched and confirmed that Ira Einhorn is still locked up, life with no parole.

6. I am going to drive my gas guzzling H2 Hummer down to the beach and shoot a whale. Nahhhhh kidding……Im going to walk there.

7. I ate a big bowl of Great Northern Beans.
   http://soundbible.com/493-King-Farthur.html

8. I have old dried firewood, old used car oil, and a backyard fire pit. Soak wood in oil then burn. It won’t get rid of all the oil so I’ll just have to pour the leftovers into the storm drains. Just doing the libs work. Happy earthday to you. 🦄❄️🌈🔥🤡👍

9. Weed-N-Feed on the lawn, Roundup on the weeds, fire-up the Nova and do some burn-outs. Take the Duramax out and “roll some coal”.

10. I have left all the charging transformers in the sockets with nothing charging, just don’t want them to get cold

11. Ran an errand downtown and came across a March For Science protest. I did not come away with an impression that it was a group of intelligent people. One sign was memorable: “Trump Has A Pi$$ Feti$h”

    Made no sense to me. I would imagine any thinking person would be embarrassed for them.

12. I usually don’t celebrate anything, but this morning as I was taking a stroll I needed to pee so I pissed behind a tree (nobody around at 5am to see me) so does that count-you know giving back the water I drank the night before.

13. Had to go to town so I walked around the gathering at the park amongst the attendees, the vendors, and while wearing my 2nd Amendment tee-shirt and NRA cap. Enjoyed the nasty glares, but couldn’t endure the smell of patchouli oil and body odor. Had to leave after making only one round.

14. I am going to turn on every light in the house and outside when it gets dark.

15. I dindu nuffin. Either deleterious or positive.

16. I just got back home from driving 60 miles with my little girl to visit a farm that was hit by a tornado a couple weeks ago. We picked strawberries and bought some plants to help support their rebuilding efforts. Good amount of people there. This is a Christian family and business. I am glad they are on the rebound. Lot of help from vendors and the community.

17. It’s Earth Day?

18. @Inigo – An alternative to pouring that old oil down a storm drain is to drive around and pour a pint or so on the tires of all the parked Priuses and Smart Cars you find.

19. @Inigo – Kindly please ignore the targets mentioned in my previous post. I have seen TRUMP bumper stickers on both Priuses and Smart Cars. So, instead, pour the oil on the tires of cars with HILLARY or BERNIE bumper stickers. Oh, yeah, and COEXIST stickers, too.

20. How come the other planets don’t get their special day?

21. I’m so proud of everyone! Either I’m getting weepy or the toxic smoke is affecting me.

22. I had steak and eggs for breakfast.

23. I bought more lead ammo for my guns, changed my vehicle oil, and burnt wood for a BBQ of animal meat.

24. If the greenies REALLY wanted to do something positive today, why don’t they march on down to the Mexican border and clean up the mess left there by the illegals?

25. @uncle al. I have a Coexist sticker on my car. The C is colt. The O is Glock logo.
    The E is Beretta logo . And so on. Be discriminating on that one.

26. I held the refrigerator door open an extra minute to counter global warming.

27. Celebrating Dianny and AbigailAdams birthdays with a huge bonfire!

28. I am spending the day on earth.

29. @PHenry – Ah, thanks for the heads-up. I’ll be extra careful!

30. @BigSlurpy:

    How come the other planets don’t get their special day?

    OK, somebody has to make this, um, crack so I may as well take the hit:

    Every day is Uranus Day in San Francrisco.

31. I’m smoking a pork shoulder. Gonna take about 8 hours. The tree-hugging, lesbo-vegans next door are already wearing gas masks. No anti-BBQ ordinances here, yet.

32. Driving my son to AAU basketball tournament in Cincinnati from Troy in my new 2017 Honda ridgeline. 😀 Loving it!

33. @ Uncle Al

    Their favorite parlor game is Star Trek.

    Where they circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

34. @Dadof4: I originally heard that one as “What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?”

    🙂

35. I made a three hour round trip from the north side of Atlanta to the south side to attend a wedding shower. I did my part!

36. Just laundry and house cleaning here zzzzzzzzzz

37. How did I spend Earth Day? Well…indoors, goofing off.

    But I did watch this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ks12vXhiF1E

38. Methane’s worse than CO2, right? Let’s all have beans and Brussels sprouts for dinner.

39. Funny you should mention beans. I fed beans to a herd of cows. lolz

40. We drove the farting dogs all over the county. The little one loves rides, the longer the better.

41. I worked. But I almost ran over a bicyclist on the way home! I just wasn’t fast enough to get him before he crossed the street.

42. I drove the truck to work instead taking the car.

43. @Vietvet thanks for the video and glad to see my friend sweet meteor O death made a cameo appearance at the end. 🤙 ☄️ 👽

44. Sorry I’m checking in late. I was out riding my four wheeler across protected sand dunes and doing doughnuts in the virgin grass lands. Just had a tune up on it but it seems to be running a bit rich.
    Am I supposed to turn the choke off after it warms up?

45. I burn oil in a Styrofoam cup out in the driveway.

46. I was too busy getting ready for Fuck The Earth Day which is tomorrow. I have some used oil to pour on a duck, I’m going to let all my motors idle for an hour, and hyperventilate to spew as much CO2 into the environment as I can. Then I’ll set fire to a picture of Ira Einhorn and piss on it to put it out. I’m really getting stoked here.

47. LOLOL @ Claudia.

48. @Inigo Montoya: Yep, I’ve always found SMOD to be a real crowd pleaser, too.

    🙂

49. Heh, Perfect, Claudia. 😀

50. MJA, I was going to burn a chopped up
    coconut tree and fronds for you, but it’s raining.
    I will do it this week as soon as it dries out.

51. I spent the day smashing incandescent lightbulbs in the creek then finished the day off with a nice tire fire. Always my favorite day of the year.