WT: PHILADELPHIA — A sex toy shop in Center City has experience an uptick in business form the Democratic National Convention, according to a store employee.
At Danny’s Midnight Confessions, the top seller among convention delegates and other attendees was the “Donald Chump” inflatable love doll with the “Horney Hillary” life-size doll a close second, said merchandise buyer Matthew Hinkle.
The packaging for the “Donald Chump” blow-up doll had a caricature resembling Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and text reading: “He screwed up politics, now you can screw him back!”
“They just think it’s hilarious,” Mr. Hinkle said. “They say, ‘Hey, I”m really going to [screw] Trump,’ about the same thing with Hillary. Folks are funny.” more
let me guess, this guy paid extra for a booth next to the Predator’s Restroom
Well, you have to admit when it comes to politics, there’s a hell of a lot of screwing going on.
Non-partisan. That’s a plus. 🙂
BEWARE RETURNS!
If the Hillary doll has a seizure while you’re using it, it’ll put a big smile on your face.
Just like when Eleanor coughed. 👿
The last time Hillary was horny, Bill made her play Angry Pirate.
He ejaculated in her eye and kicked her in the shin.
She hobbled around with a hand over her eye, “Arrrr!”
Sick bastards, like this nation has never seen before. Does the Hillary doll have a dick? She don’t do guys, you know.
As much as the democrats love moslem terrorists, a guy with a goat rental service could probably make a killing there.
There ain’t a power washer powerful enough to clean up after these wastes of carbon leave town.
But, it’s philly so maybe will notice the difference.
Gives a “stuffed Philly cheese steak” a new meaning!
Bill was first in line.
Equal opportunity. Whatever floats yer boat.
@mcnorman. For which doll?
Is the Hillary doll overinflated like she is and do her boobs sag below her belly button? EnormAss? Thunder thighs? Kankles?
Notice she never wears corduroy pants. Phzirrrt, phzirrt, phzirrt while she walks.
Uummmm, Ewww.
Musical interlude provided by Philly’s own “Boys To Moslems.”
Gee Wally, Hillary’s Butt-Plug looks exactly like a Candy Kaine!
Strange bedfellows makes politics.
I figured the top seller was a strap-on, as Hillary & her flying monkeys prepare to “stick it” to America! 😮
Residents and visitors alike should be prepared for some road closures, traffic restrictions and busy streets during the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Here’s what you need to know about how transportation in the region will be affected by the July 25-28 event at the Wells Fargo Center.