BabylonBee>>> U.S.—Several Democrat-controlled states have released new Greta Thunberg surveillance drones into the wild to lecture people who go outside.
The drones include a camera to catch people going outside and a screen playing a Greta Thunberg lecture. They fly along beaches and hover over parks, shouting and chasing off people who try to have a little fun or live without fear. MORE
That must be a fucked up drone that won’t land right. In need of repair.
PULL!
Uncle Al
LOL, You could be shit out of luck, I bet they don’t take off either.
NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE ASKING THIS DURING MY LIFETIME…DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A HAIRCUT??
WILL THE GRETA DRONE BE TRACKING ME??
If you won’t stay home for “Media Programming”, “We’ll come to you”.
@Bad_Brad — Heh! Even if they don’t take off, somebody could stand behind a tree or sand dune and just throw the damned thing up into the air!
This cannot be real.
Get some video or I will not believe it.
Kcir
BabylonBee! Just laugh.
Man, I sure could use that drone for a hair cut. So if you take a shot, will ya try to just wing it?
If you hippies have a regular barber, call him. I’ll bet he’s cutting hair out of his garage or something. Worked for me.
Hey BB Beaner I jus got one today at Great Clips….Phoenix
Hey BFH. You need to spend more time on BBee, I posted this to FB 2-3-4 days ago…. How DARE YOU..
I can’t remember…local bar opened up this morning…..
Speaking of cutting hair, I’m 3 months without a haircut now and I’m looking a bit rough. I’ve had the same girl cut my hair for 15 years, I might have to book a double appointment just to give her a chance to clean me up.
Bad_Brad
I had no idea.
Kcir
It’s a parody sight brother.
@Benito – I got my hair cut on Friday! Had to drive an hour to Thousand Oaks, a friend’s hairstylist who works out of her home. No masks – a rational person.
I felt like I was being assaulted by a Greta drone yesterday. In the park to watch the Thunderbirds flyby (which I missed), a friend was upset that I refused to wear a mask. Sorry Phil, I ain’t gonna make you happy through subservience.
Are they sabot slug-proof? >:->
I can not wait to shoot one down.
please,please,please,please,please,please…I will even get it wall mounted.
I bet we can hack them and display Trump ad’s…
On the haircut… I managed to get the full part-in-middle 80’s mullet going… If Texas had stayed closed just a couple more weeks, I would have needed some Aquanet, and a Metallica tee-shirt in XL.
I love what’s her name. You know, that little girl.
^^^Benito the Bombed Beaner MAY 16, 2020 AT 11:10 PM
NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE ASKING THIS DURING MY LIFETIME…DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A HAIRCUT??
I’ve been using the same Flobee for 50 years! Who’s laughing now? HA!HA!HA!