WaEx: Democrats are joining with Republicans worried about President Joe Biden’s mental capacity in calling for a brain test of the chief executive.
The latest Rasmussen Reports survey on the issue said that 43% of Democrats want Biden to take a cognitive test similar to the one former President Donald Trump took and passed in office. Some 47% of Democrats do not feel it’s necessary.
While 73% of Democrats believe that Biden is up to the job, 39% have seen a “mental decline” in the president since he took office. more here
By definition, I would think you need a functioning brain in order to test it
If it’s shit, then he should quit.
?? How do 73% of dems think he is up to the task. Oh yeah, 81M votes.
I’m in favor of splitting it.
Democrats brains are split. Their corpus callosums have been severed.
Joe’s is just like breakfast mush.
Ditto Hanoverfist
Abby Normal had a smarter brain than joey does.
Well, removing might be an improvement. You could start there.
“By definition, I would think you need a functioning brain in order to test it”
We can test if a battery is dead.
Let’s hook him up and hit the 40 amp start button. See if that improves things.
There you go with those polls, about as reliable as a Yugo. Thats just plain dumb. There ain’t nothing up there, it’s held at a secret location for security, nice try anyway.
Are there still some blithering idiots who believe that crazy Joe has a brain?
Wouldn’t that be like testing for humidity on a hot, sunny day in the desert?
Even so, Biden is still smarter and more coherent than the people who voted for him.
C’mon man! Stop flogging the……ummm……you know……you……the thing. The brain thing. Errr….mumm. This is a distraction from the War on Cancer. My son Beau. God bless him. Oh, yes. I’m told I’m supposed to call on Walter Chronkite first. OK. Dan Rather? Roger Mudd? Oops! Got to go take care of that war in Afghanistan. I mean Iraq. No, seriously. That one in you know……ummm…..
Never fear, Susan Rice is on the phone with the Third Term President Osmidgen right now.
At what point does even a strong Demorat say, “Biden is not all there”? I mean, come on man. Go Brandon!
They x-rayed my head and found nothing – Joe Biden
Well, lets aggregate shall we? The Pedo has been a coal miner, a big rig driver, a lumberjack, a bus driver, a massive homerun hitter, an all american football player, and now a lifeguard at a non existing lake.
We are in the best of hands, after all Anymose will attest his level of expertise spans every known profession.
This bastard is so far gone, and his replacement is a imbecilic vapid child. We are so fucked…
…perhaps he doesn’t want anyone to look because he’s really a Vogon.
“when the first primeval Vogons crawled out of the sea, evolution gave up on them. Through sheer obstinacy, though, the Vogons survived (partly by adapting a misplaced, badly malformed, and dyspeptic liver into a brain).”
…more info on Vogons would seem to support this…
“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders – signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. ”
-Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
…except he actually IS evil too, when he can remember it, so maybe he’s a Vogon/Democrat hybrid…
The only thing this piece of shit was ever expert at was molesting small children.
I’m pretty sure that none of us voted for this imbecile, but I’m having trouble finding many who did vote for Dementia Joe and the Kalamitous Jamindian who don’t still say, “He’s better than Trump.” Can’t wait much longer for these imbeciles wake up and admit he’s not better than former President Donald J. Trump.
The best test for Biden’s brain is ‘Cologuard’.
Simply send in some of his ‘shit-for-brains’ and Cologuard will test it and get the info back discreetly in the mail.
…they don’t want anybody finding out that THIS is his REAL problem…
“Neurosyphilis
Neurosyphilis is a bacterial infection of the brain or spinal cord. It usually occurs in people who have had untreated syphilis for many years.
Causes
Neurosyphilis is caused by Treponema pallidum. This is the bacteria that causes syphilis. Neurosyphilis usually occurs about 10 to 20 years after a person is first infected with syphilis. Not everyone who has syphilis develops this complication.
Symptoms
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Symptoms has been expanded.
Symptoms usually affect the nervous system. Depending on the form of neurosyphilis, symptoms may include any of the following:
Abnormal walk (gait), or unable to walk
Numbness in the toes, feet, or legs
Problems with thinking, such as confusion or poor concentration
Mental problems, such as depression or irritability
Headache, seizures, or stiff neck
Loss of bladder control (incontinence)
Tremors, or weakness
Visual problems, even blindness”
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000703.htm#:~:text=Neurosyphilis%20is%20a%20bacterial%20infection,untreated%20syphilis%20for%20many%20years.
^^^sounds like him. Remember that hard core degenerate pedophiles like him get off on infecting children they rape with their disease as well, so they may not even treat it for the extra thrill…
Trump first, but he seems to be stuck on, rinse & repeat.
Test it? He ought to donate it to the Smithsonian upon his death so they can mount it on the head of a pin and put it on display.
A proctologist once tried… he complained that Justin Trudeau’s feet were in the way.
Frankenstein’s monster had a better functioning brain.
…this thread needs this song…
https://youtu.be/hG3mJcUzwaI
The 73% of Democrats who still think he’s up to the job ought to have their brains examined….better yet, how about lobotomies for them instead?
I can understand why the Democrats are divided on this. Half of them want Biden tested, and the other half already know he’s nuts.
Anonymous – you are right again. President Trump should take a cognitive test first.
https://www.livescience.com/61451-trump-cognitive-test-results.html
Joe’s turn.
Biden has shit for brains and a brain for shit.
Well, no one told me about him, the way he lied
Well, no one told me about him, how many people cried
But it’s too late to say you’re sorry
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don’t bother tryin’ to find him
He’s not there
Apologies to The Zombies
At least crack that thick skull to see just WTF might be inside – for all we know, it’s candy-coated Cornpop, peanuts and a prize!
What flavor Jello we having today?
That’s what’s in that skull.