Democrats: The Party of Hexes, Spirit Cooking, and Alternate Nasal Breathing – IOTW Report

Democrats: The Party of Hexes, Spirit Cooking, and Alternate Nasal Breathing

 

Breitbart: Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta likened the Trump White House to a “clown car” in that “you are never sure who is getting out of the door” Thursday night on All in with Chris Hayes, an MSNBC program hosted by a zealous Democrat who just as zealously embraces the look of a Hale-Bopp Heaven’s Gate cultist.

To strange people, people appear strange.

Take Podesta, a UFO aficionado whose truth is out there. He kept a picture of two fork-wielding men cannibalizing another man at a table, entitled “We’re Bringing an Old Friend over for Dinner,” at his office at Hillary Clinton’s Brooklyn campaign headquarters. During that campaign, news hit of Podesta’s invitation to a “spirit cooking” dinner by a performance artist, herself invited by Podesta to Hillary Clinton’s campaign kickoff, who dabbles in the occult. Though a past book and performances under the “spirit cooking” title involved such jaw-droppers as breast-milk-mixed-with-sperm potions and pigs-blood graffiti, Marina Abramovic insists the event she invited the Brothers Podesta to under that name involved no sorcery, spells, or strangeness.

When the campaign Podesta oversaw fell short of its goal, Hillary Clinton, as her campaign chairman spoke in her stead under a glass ceiling on election night, reportedly banged tables, shouted words that perhaps sounded like frock or truck to those in an adjoining room, and hurled items around the room with Aroldis Chapmanlike velocity. Nowadays she goes for something called “alternate nostril breathing” to escape stress.  MORE

14 Comments on Democrats: The Party of Hexes, Spirit Cooking, and Alternate Nasal Breathing

  1. And mikey obama’s mother practiced santaria (basically voodoo) in the White House. A good chief of staff would arrange for the WH to be cleansed and blessed. (Pro-tip: get the jumbo size holy water).

  2. Don’t forget, Hillary dabbled in the Occult during the Klinton admin. She was found to have been conducting Seances trying to contact Eleanor Roosevelt and other historical figures. Later on, she explained it away as role-playing to improve herself.

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