Twitchy:
Over the last couple of years, this writer has told you how Denver, Colorado, has cut police and fire department budgets, DMV services, and the parks and rec department to pay for illegal immigrants. And spend it does: the city spends over $350 million on illegals, according to at least one report.
But now they’ve found the money to host the ‘Gay Games’ in 2030. more
Wow. Shocker.
Gay games are you fucking kidding me. No thanks. Queers and liberals destroy everything. Will they have a sperm shooting event to see which fag can jack off the furthest.
^^^ I think they already do that in San Francisco.
I’m not kidding.
Stool-pushing gold medals
And why aren’t the gay games being held in San Franfreako. That would make more of an obvious choice. They could have who could shit the biggest and most turds on the playing field event. And celebrate their victories with golden showers of piss instead of Gatorade.
The how many fags can sit on an upside-down bar stool ought to be a thrilling event. And will gerbils be allowed as unwilling contestants as well to see how many gerbils the fags can stuff up their ass. And K Y lubricating jelly would be their main sponsor.
…no matter where they start, Democrats always end up in the crotch.
Priorities
Well, you can be certain you won’t get a ticket for illegally parking in the rear.
Truth is, there won’t be any gays there. It will all be trannies and full-term abortion activists, and angry white whores.
A potential spon soe: https://www.amazon.com/Turn-Personal-Lubricant-Balanced-Hypoallergenic/dp/B08MJPMGWS/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1RJRP7AUVLMPO&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Sr-Y-3KhDMOSg5Q1RiddfPHeacqFnyi9Yl49HlYdWwNeBa1vz5wU79UTyfuUir2JBcRPPTxFS0PnwBWBmEaFew9Hv9Nqm7hOrojMb70rq-rs0vS4XhLdNtRbsqKMxK4_pf-NuTQdrDXOLRAq_lEROwXR7cCdZr3ltUEOviQe7BH67j55j01670fqE9JGwpkoATpP1kY9oA-YTc9JwzxI-rRFJGV6KkZyRpV2OZr8KJZkEN5cg1AiDHkc61djRQistlQgmZL61sDFTHCJfc6oTS03jSBv8c1xiUGH7o694us.z77dc8WfLY55FvOAt5U_RcX60BbCVntYzdwYpD5TNQw&dib_tag=se&keywords=sex+lube&qid=1754582364&sprefix=sex+lube%2Caps%2C139&sr=8-1
^^^^sponsor
Will Caitlin/Bruce Jenner be their main spokesperson? I’m sure that they’ll let the trannies participate. The more freaks the merrier. Cynic, Turn On lubricant would be the perfect sponsor. LOL!
Will Beat Your Meaties also be a sponsor since Bruce Jenner used to the spokesman for Wheaties.
I would rather watch the 2 worst teams in baseball the Chicago White Sux and the Colorado Rockies play each other in a seven games series loser takes all.
geoff – speaking of sponsors, how much is KY kicking in?
(not the state)
I hoid KY is also one of the sponsors for The Packers now that Dood Wipes picked up the Browns!
… by the clean end.
^ Otherwise, you’d be dirty Harry.
@Cynic Thursday, 7 August 2025, 12:00 at 12:00 pm
Wow, I must really be out it, I only thought KY came tubes instead of bathtub size drums.
What exactly are “gay games”? On second thought, I don’t want to know.
GM – 👍 😆
If it was the early 60’s still and the gays had run amuck like they have now the gay games could be sponsored by the Flintstones, and everyone would have a “gay old time”. And Winston Cigarettes as well since Fred and Barney endorsed Winston Cigarettes because “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.”
Just remember, we warned Colorado about the fornication by California.
Pete Buttigeig will be entering the “Running Nude while Nursing Baby” race.
The most popular event at the Gay Games: Weiner Wrestling.
The Governor will be front and center, modeling the latest buttplugs and dildos.
Nothing sucks cock like a Colorado cock sucker. Governor eff me in the ass in the lead.
Will the late Linda Lovelace be posthumously nominated to participate in the blow job competition.
Or will they give that (dis) honor to Cumala.
What better way to deconstruct and destroy a normal, successful city. Sure don’t need police, fire, emt to insure a safe society if it’s being turned into Sodom and Gomorrah. Bring in the variety of queer freaks and creepy clowns.
Possible events:
100 Meter Prance
Pole Vault
Dong Jump
Biathlon
Wrestling and Figure Skating will remain unchanged
The telecast will be hosted by Tim Walz
Forget the Handball competition. In the Gay Games it is the Ball Handling competition.
Back in the 1950’s my grandfather use the word queer.
Didn’t know what he meant until I saw two of ‘them’ walking hand in hand down the sidewalk.
The group sport of Tea Bagging will be very popular with the queer spectators.