NYPost:
Talk about a nip and tuck.
Women are flocking to purchase a “designer vagina” after ultra-tight leggings have become uncomfortable or embarrassing thanks to the dreaded “camel toe.”
Called a labiaplasty, the procedure shrinks the labia minora — otherwise known as the flaps on the inside of the vagina — with a price tag of more than $4,000.
Dr. John Skevofilax, a chief surgeon at Signature Clinics in the UK, told Daily Mail that last year, he only performed 50 labiaplasties — yet in 2022 alone, that number’s already been beaten as of August.
Citing pain and discomfort as the reason for the surgery, Skevofilax explained how tight leggings and athleisure clothing can cause pain below the belt.
“Exercise clothing is a little bit tighter and it’s form-fitting so it does put pressure on the area,” he explained. “They experience pain, discomfort in general, chaffing … a lot of women will feel so uncomfortable that they avoid trying to wear this type of clothing.”
Yoga pants have long been the culprit for crotch-appearance suffering. In 2015, plastic surgeon Dr. Richard Swift told The Post that the “ubiquitous” activewear plays a “big part” in the uptick in labiaplasties.
“For those whose labia are enlarged, they can make them feel uncomfortable and exposed,” Swift added. more
h/t Brad.
Woid is Stelter is customer….
Hey Doc, when I crush my nuts with a vise, it hurts. Can you cut my nuts off so that doesn’t happen?
How about you don’t wear them?
Get a size bigger or stick with actual sweat pants.
Gosh people are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember the days when people took clothing to a seamstress or a tailor to have them altered.
Now people are altering their bodies to fit clothes.
not real surprised, given everything else going on, or off
I’m a party poooper, I don’t need a dip and tuck, I dress modestly. Those 30+ yo women will eventually learn it doesn’t mean anything after all – except the doctor made out like a bandit. They’ll eventually dress for comfort when they no longer get the looks from men. How do I know these things?
Do these women not wear underwear? Or what kind of meat curtains are they sporting that cannot be contained by underwear?
Never mind surgery for the flaps…how about you wear loose fitting clothing so you don’t get fungal infections from tight sweaty nylon leggings.
I offered to kiss it and make it better.
I think more women should pay attention to what they look like from behind. I guess out of sight, out of mind.
I heard about a woman that went in for that. She told her surgeon in no uncertain terms that absolutely nobody was to know about it. When she woke up after surgery, there were three vases of flowers on the nightstand. She was livid—-she called the doctor and demanded to know what the hell. He said, “I always give flowers to my lady patients, and the nurse felt sorry for you since you had nobody seeing about you. The third one is from a fellow in the burn ward thanking you for the new ears.”
I don’t want anyone to see me naked, but I’ll happily wear clothes that look sprayed on so that everyone can see every fold and wrinkle in my snatch. Then I can get all the attention of every man for 300 feet around.
God, modern women are stupid.
I’d just prefer yoga pants and leggings to go out of style. Nothing worse than seeing women who shouldn’t be wearing those things walking around in them.
God can’t be pleased.
I Can’t Breathe… FREE the TOE!
Too bad their concern for “embarrassing” doesn’t extend to their Godawful tattoos.
I don’t understand. How does anyone know they are women? Is there a rulz for writing these stories? ‘Cause I thought the newest Assoc. Justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. . .
We pulled into a parking lot and a curvaceous woman in size small leggings walked past. Hubby remarked, “It looks like her arse is chewing a caramel.”
Leggings are not pants.
I knew girls in high school who tailored the crotches of their jeans to show off the Camel Toe.
But I have real bad camel toe. The kind thats looks like it’s going to come out & bite you.
Ladies.
We’re not that picky.
Seriously.
Hey, no one likes to be left flapping in the wind.
I’m in the gym 6 days a week. You would not believe what some of these young girls wear to the gym. Some of them I’m guessing as young as 15. It doesn’t leave much to the imagination. I’m not sure how they even get in something that tight. And no, they’re not wearing any underwear. I’m wondering where the parental influence is.
Show pictures, or it didn’t happen.
They called the entire group together at work one day. We got a lecture on respecting one another, not sexualizing, telling off color jokes, etc. After a bit it became apparent that one of the women in our group (she was not in attendance nor were any of the others) had complained that she was essentially getting undressed by our eyes too often.
One of the braver of our group called out and said, “Stop right now. It’s obvious that this is about Becky. You need to tell her that she needs to quit wearing her coveralls like a second skin.” He absolutely nailed it. She looked like she was poured into her coveralls everyday.
Management agreed, the pow-wow was ended and the next day she had on some big baggy coveralls. It lasted about a month and I can only guess that she missed the attention. She went back to the skin tights. She quit her complaining though or, she was told to can it.
Show pictures. I want videos or else it’s not true.
https://youtu.be/RpXDMBCQA5U
my favorite are the “sugar skulls” pattern, very colorful and black background….problem was, they were more like “sugar basketballs” by the time she got them on……
Irish, LOL, seen that shit before, on the squat rack.
If you have a two fingered catcher’s mitt, don’t wear yoga pants. Please!
Why am I thinking about a Corned Beef Sandwich on Rye right now?
Irish,
I keep telling my wife that I’ll watch Figure skating on TV with her when the women would do it Naked & they were judged on Sound.
She hates me sometimes.
Brad,
Mom & Dad are busy Hooking up with others on their “Dating apps”
It’s a Shit show & we have Front Row seats.
“Iz that a Big Mac stuffed sideways in yer pants
or are ya just glad to see me? “
Ever since attending a girls swim meet in junior high very long ago, I’ve always admired some camel toe and wet cold nips. Women are breathtakingly gorgeous and make me go weak in the knees.
@ Brad
What’s the name and address of your gym, again?
Some women have it done because they want to look good naked.
Vagina surgery doesn’t do much good if you’re still a cunt.