Breaking 911: LOS ANGELES — A 45-year-old man known as the “Dine-and-Dash Dater” admitted to eating at local restaurants and receiving service at a hair salon then leaving without paying.
Paul Guadalupe Gonzales pleaded no contest to three misdemeanor counts of defrauding an innkeeper by nonpayment and one misdemeanor count of petty theft. Gonzales was immediately sentenced to 120 days in county jail and three years of summary probation and was ordered to pay restitution under the negotiated plea agreement.
While on probation he also is prohibited from using PlentyOfFish.com and Bumble.com dating websites and apps, is required to stay 100 yards away from five restaurants and is subject to search and seizure conditions including electronic devices and accounts. read more
Any bets that he earned his skilz running from a hair-dresser or a Maître D wuz by running from the Border Patrol first?
The jail time should tame that ferocious appetite.
I guess his ‘dates’ were penniless and unable to pay the account.
He is just copying illegal invader tactics. They dine royally on America’s credit card and then skip into the shadows and laugh at our stupidity!
He’ll be popular in lockup.
He got sentenced just in time for a free Thanksgiving dinner in jail. Turkey hot dogs – yum, yum! No dining and dashing allowed, though.
Prison food – – he’s still not paying for it.
A wanton thief…negotiated plea deal.
I’m sure 120 days will cure him. Aw, bullshit.
Straight up ray-cysm!
Anybody named “Guadalupe Gonzalez” don’t have to pay nuthin for nuthin to nobody!
Dirty, stinking, white, honky, patriarchical, oppressive, Norde Americanos OWE him for … uhh … something … I forget what … but it’s a real owe!
izlamo delenda est …
Let me guess…a “Dreamer”? Put him in the stir!
Bring back corporal punishment. Who’s with me?