Chucky Three-Sticks Mounts the Throne.
Unlike the Great Kings of England of lore, Charlie III will not be fighting those nasty uppity French or Austrians on the continent for land and riches and fame. Nor will Chuck be separating the heads from bodies of his detractors or those who might partake in Palace Intrigue. Nor will Chuck be forced, for the purpose of military or political alliances, to take some butt ugly princess as his queen (that part is already taken care of).
I can’t believe this Dude beat Me out of the Top Spot.
Americans should stay out of this argument. Considering who we have in charge here, calling King Charles a douchebag seems kinda silly.
Finally, at age 70 something Chuck finally got a job.
All I see is an old man with no skills wearing a costume encrusted with medals he didn’t earn worn like a prostitute wears jewelry, whose literal crowning achievement is that his mother died before he did.
Wasn’t there a really ugly Queen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
His second son is the court Jester
WHAT A USELESS BUNCH OF BLOWHARD BULLSHIT
I LOVE OUR PATRIOTS WHO TIRED OF THE TEA AND TAXES, FILLED THE BOSTON HARBOR WITH CRATES OF THE CRAP, AND DRESSED AS INDIANS SO THEY WOULD BE BLAMED, LOL
THERE USED TO BE BRILLIANCE IN THIS COUNTRY, NOW PEOPLE FEEL DAMN GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES IF THEIR IQ EXCEEDS THE NATIONAL AVERAGE OF 95
WE ARE FOOKING FOOKED
Just another front man stooge.
The real MVP of the coronation was the red plume on the top of Princess Anne’s hat, that completely blocked Prick Harry’s stupid, mouth breathing face.
I used to trash Camilla by saying her profile reminded me of the profile of a Gila Monster. But I’m warming up to her. Compared to Meghan Merkin and Dumbass Harry, she’s a saint.
@Benito
I wonder if George III or any other Brits would have bought the claim that the Indians were the ones who threw the tea into the harbor at Boston. If they did, they were dumb enough to lose the colonies, which English people have regretted for well over 200 years. America is the ambitious young guy who escaped a suffocating home environment and made something of himself, and who succeeded in recognizing, among other things, our right to bear arms.
Not a fan of royalty and the best title I’ve seen for Sparry and his ho is “The Los Angeles Todgers”.
It is said that cauliflower grows propitiously between his ears.
was the grim reaper in attendance on chuck’s big day?
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I would love to see Steve Martin do a music video on KING CHUCK!
All the pomp and circumstance is completely in vain. Enjoy it while you can.
The House of Windsor, where Royal inbreeding is King.
The Monarchy up until 1917 was the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (German ancestry).
It was changed due to WW I was fought against Germany. All Royals, members of this newly named house of Windsor would relinquish and discontinue the use of all German Titles and Dignities.
The Monarchy histories have been drenched in slavery, bloodshed and beheadings.
King George III’s Monarchy during the American Revolution, caused 6,800 Americans to be killed in action, 6,100 wounded, and upwards of 20,000 were taken prisoner of which upwards of 12,000 died in captivity.
England, once Great Britain, is but a shadow of what it once was. The Monarchy is a paper tiger, with no role or governmental power. Hail King Charles, a King with no Kingdom.
King Chuckles has an extremely weak chin. NEVER trust a man with a weak chin. Better yet, make Kate Middleton the King/Queen, she’s hot! Just sayin’.
GREAT COMMENT, TIM BUKTU
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Enjoy tradition while you can.
Not at war with France or Germany… Yet. Still a couple years left in him to see yet another war or wars in Europe.
“…the little tart Yoko Markle and her English Setter puppy Harry”
OMG I’m dying here
Cato:
“England, once Great Britain” No. Great Britain is England, Scotland & Wales, all of which still exist. The United Kingdom consists of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Regardless of anyone’s particular assessment or feeling about the new King, no one can deny the British brilliance of pomp and circumstance. I love the USA but Britain beats the whole world at pagentary. The sheer specticle of the Coronation could not have happened anywhere other than the UK.
Proud Brit here!
Redcat 66:
Who is “Kate Middleton”? Are you refering to Prince William’s wife? If so, you should know that, like a lot of women she took her husband’s name on marriage (so her surname is no longer Middleton (for more than 12 years now). This means she is also entitled to take his style. She is properly adressed as Catherine, Princess of Wales.
Plus she has never been called, or ever called herself, “Kate”.
Mrs radiomattm,
With the greatest respect to you and your opinions, I don’t GAS about that 3rd World cesspool known as England, Great Britain, and/or the United Kingdom.
“Managed Decline” is how one of their PMs described England’s polity.
They are committing suicide – and putting on a big show for that maggot Chuck is actually kind of funny – in a pathetic sort of way.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Enjoy it while you can. We won’t be keeping him. He’s just not Ayatollah material.
But with the right minarets, Buckingham Palace will make a lovely mosque.
The best part of this farcical ‘coronation’ was the giant penis on the lawn.
It clearly demonstrated the best, maybe only, great attribute of the Brits: a wickedly sharp sense of humor.
Beyond that, their history is an embarassment of violence, decadence and hypocrisy.
Their acclaimed “divine right of kings” is a direct mockery of God.
@ Mrs radiomattm. Indeed, I do realize that her given name is Catherine. Now Princess Of Wales & that she has taken William’s surname. That being said, I enjoy reading the UK Sun newspaper & many of the articles refer to her as “Our Kate”. So, no hard feelings, just my bad habit. I really enjoyed my time working over in London back in my younger days & would love to return sometime in the future. Wonderful, friendly people!