DNC 2020 – Day 1 Highlights – IOTW Report

DNC 2020 – Day 1 Highlights

John Ward
Day 1 of the 2020 Democrat National Convention featured an entirely virtual acid trip of events, replete with fake clapping and bizarre rants from New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, Bernie Sanders, Michelle Obama, and John Kasich. But as bad as it was, no one expected the Wonka-esque fail finale of Billy Porter and Stephen Stills.

3 Comments on DNC 2020 – Day 1 Highlights

  1. I’m a big fan of CSN&Y. Part of my growing up. Which I’m still working on. I wish these brain surgeons would shut the fuck up. Why do they think they are intelligent enough to advise the rest of us. Especially after the mountain of drugs they’ve done.

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  2. Channel surfing during Johnny Carson reruns – the only sane way to monitor Democrat events:

    ↓Click * Pause (2 seconds) * Nope * ↑Click * Resume Program

    (down to FOX and then back up)

    This is usually done only during commercials but may be increased to capture facial expressions or sound bites of program participants. More than sufficient information is gained from this process to specify Democrat program contents. Extra caution is required for Hillary and Bill Clinton and Barack and Michelle Obama who can cause retinal scarring if glimpsed too long.

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