Residents of a town in central Japan have been instructed not to approach a cat that fell into a tank of hexavalent chromium and, authorities fear, could expose local people to the highly toxic chemical.
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The Koreans would have already eaten the sucker…
Send thr cat to New York.
Ironically, the cat is named Erin Brockovitch.
Contact Erin Brockovich
That poor cat, 122 degree cancer causing liquid. The hexchrome was only covered with a tarp?
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow…wait, whuut?
It’s not a dog and there is no snow? Hmmm, humor me.
“hexavalent chromium”
That Alodine. It’s a plating for aluminum. I wouldn’t be drinking the shit but grab the cat with some rubber gloves and give it a bath.
*8 Lives left…
I like cats as much as the next guy, but let’s not forget they are cold blooded killing machines.
Follow it up with some yellowcake and send the little, shitty kitty to Joe.
To President Joe Bidenskyy,
Kitty ruve you rong time!
Ruve,
Japanese Peopre
I saw Hexavalent Chromium open for Metallica at Louisville Gardens in ’89
^ That was not nice. I’d like to apologize.
Watch out GM… kitty uses Chrome browser!
Speaking as someone who had ACTUAL Cat Scratch Fever (an illness caused by the bacteria Bartonella henselae that is transmitted by cat scratches and not NEARLY as fun as Ted Nuget makes it out to be), I think a BETTER approach would be leave ANY cat that isn’t yours alone.
And by no means FEED the thing, or you’ll have a job for LIFE.
No Yellow.
SNS
I had wang dang sweet poontang once. I never did recover.
Brad
TUESDAY, 12 MARCH 2024, 17:37 AT 5:37 PM
That’s probably because you did the Wango Tango.
That makes it a chronic affliction.
That yellow cat falling into a vat of hexavelent chromium will probably give it some kind of superpowers. The X-Men could always use a mutant cat. Why do these kinds of things almost always happen in Japan? Wasn’t a mutant Godzilla bad enough.
don’t touch the yellow cat, don’t eat the yellow snow and definitely stay away from the brown acid.
And under no circumstances allow small children anywhere near joke Biden.
I actually have some experience with it… Consulted on cleaning up a chrome plating facility a couple decades back. Nasty carcinogen.
KR
Watch out for that chromium vat
Dont you touch that yellow cat
He took a hexavalent feline
And rubbed it on his right eye
He took a hexavalent feline
And rubbed it on his left eye