This is why I’m broke: Make mornings more productive by getting a jolt of energy from this caffeinated toothpaste. With each brush equivalent to one cup of coffee, more
SNIP: I prefer my caffeine the way nature intended. Coffee.
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I notice the tube is white.
Racially motivated lawsuit to follow.
I won’t use it unless it’s wind or solar powered….coal fired toothpaste is either licorice or Copenhagen flavored…
I guess they won’t be seling much of that in England….
Now this silly song is stuck in my head.
Toothless Grin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tnBAGLfuT0
OT- just heard 2 sheriff deputies were shot and killed in a fast food store in Washington DC. Got it pretty straight, but he sometimes gets shit a little wrong. Trying to confirm.
@Lazlo – white? It’s Black Power! 😉
Yep, it was Maryland, not DC.
Energy Toothpaste? Meh.
Unless, of course, it is 20% methamphetamine hydrochloride.
Tried it. I like the old KY Jelly better. Thanks.
That might explain this…
http://tinyurl.com/jnufcc6
…but probably not. I’m still going with tardive dyskinesia.
I don’t like coffee so I take caffine by pill form. Much much cheaper
and I know how much I have taken. 100mg to start than 50mg later in the day.
Nothing within 8 hrs of bedtime.
Cost: pennies a day.