A Nudist Colony Is On The Hunt For A Lifeguard.
Daily Caller: A Rhode Island nudist campground put out an ad Tuesday looking for a lifeguard to help out around its campground.
Dyer Woods Nudist Campgrounds wants a qualified lifeguard with “excellent communication skills” and the ability to be a team player for the part-time position over the summer, the Associated Press reported.
“Good with children and families, light pond maintenance, excellent communication skills, and the ability to work as part of a team,” the job description placed on the campground’s Facebook page reads.
The campground president, Jim Johnson, said a bathing suit also isn’t needed for the lifeguard position. MORE
SNIP: … I can’t even. You guys make the jokes.
Peter Sellers A Shot In the Dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUYrxlxCoGw
I guess that’s why they call them Rhode Island Reds…..
Ma’am, Hold onto the magic dolphin and I’ll paddle us to shore.
Sir, sorry. Looks like you drowned.
Where do I pin my “Lifeguard” badge? 😳
Camping naked sounds like a horrible idea. Camping naked around a bunch of other naked campers sounds even worse.
The pic…
Glad this isn’t “guess the reader”
I’ve heard that drowning people will grab on to rescuers and won’t let go. In their panic, they will pull you under and drown you. Getting your arms or neck grabbed would be bad enough.
TWEEEET! Hey all you people playing leapfrog. I know you can jump better that that. Off the beach!
Ya I bet Jim “JOHNSON” loves gettin’ nude !
Iv’e got some time, What’s it pay !
Do “Communications Skills” involve hanging a sign on a mast?
A bunch of fat white northeast whales beached.
Uh, no.
Q: What goes… “soosh slap soosh slap soosh slap soosh slap soosh splash…”?
A: A nudist lifeguard running into the surf.