Doctor’s Advice

23 Comments on Doctor’s Advice

1. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm! One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.

   “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

2. OH BOY! Don’t drop any of
   that glass on the hard tile
   floor.You be doin’ the
   bloody mary dance.

3. Rub-a-dub-dub, passed out in the tub.

4. Sorry, I don’t like my booze watered down!

5. I hear he waters down the drinks.

6. Mark Twain asked a friend about home cures for a cold.. upon being told to drink a quart of whiskey he sought further advice. Once again he was told
   to drink a quart of whiskey. …

   By this time it was up to a half a gallon

7. Might be a little hard keeping the ice from melting.

8. Neat set-up

9. In addition to the bar in the shower,
   I’d like a BAR by the front door.

10. “26 and many things having suffered under many physicians, and having spent all that she had, and having profited nothing, but rather having come to the worse …”
    (Mark 5:26)

    Nothing to do with anything, but I love this quote.
    Apparently they had their share of quacks, too.

    izlamo delenda est …

11. I think you need to use non-glass decanters and glasses there.

    P.S. When I was run over and my left fibula was broken right above the end at the ankle – I got a shower chair. AH! The stigma! Super convenient for taking care of my feet in the shower even 2 1/2 years later. It’s not going anywhere.

12. Now you need a waitress

13. And a pole dancer!

14. At least when you get shitfaced it’ll be easy to clean.

15. A BAR in the shower?! It’ll get all rusty, & then I won’t be able to repel ILLEGAL FOREIGN INVADERS, mohammedans, democraps, Anqueefas, 7th Day Adventists, & other ne’er-do-wells! 😉

    https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.UHHSJ2aPkH1i0iKn2gTfNwHaCa&pid=Api

16. I would like 3 fingers of the MM, neat, thanks.
    Love a crowd friendly shower.

17. This is hysterical. I sent it to all my friends.

    …..am thinking about a bar all around my raised two person tub. …smile.
    ….Lady in Red

18. Needs a blender.

19. I don’t know what scares me the most, all that glass or seeing myself NEKKID!

20. He makes a specially good Bloody-Mary, it’s called a Psycho…

21. This bitch in this article will need that drink 🍹 in the bathroom 🚽 this is a Hussein crazy bitch. Read . http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/supposed-surprised-former-nyt-executive-editor-admits-carries-barack-obama-therapy-doll-purse/

22. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/scientists-warn-mysterious-deadly-new-12160964

23. https://nypost.com/2018/03/08/one-of-worlds-most-destructive-insects-found-at-dc-airports/