Middle Finger New Service Exclusive:
Washington DC – Thousands of Democrats around the country have reportedly been injured when their views and selective outrage made a sudden u-turn too fast in their support for fired FBI director James Comey. They had previously despised the man for costing Hillary Clinton the presidency. But suddenly, James Comey is their Jesus.
Many of those injured suffered whiplash injuries from changing their support for Comey so suddenly. Normally, people will slow down to make a u-turn, but Democrats didn’t bother to brake even a little before changing course. Doctors couldn’t give out details due to privacy laws, but most said Dems in Congress, liberal TV pundits and some entertainment celebrities were in the most pain. One doctor who has treated many of the more seriously injured in the wake of Comey’s firing, explained:
Funny ass shit. It’s funny because it’s true.
It’s pure entertainment. LOVE it!
The tip of Chuck Shumers nose is the only other place where material can be collected to test to see if Obama has colorectal cancer.
“Over-the-top outrage, hypocrititis, tremendous butthurt, and ruptured tendons from jumping to conclusions too quickly”
ha ha ha ha ha
humor I can get behind.
Democrats: I was against the lying scheming Trump-loving political hack before I wanted to fellate him.
If you’re not enjoying your monday, this might help.
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/05/15/liberals-are-an-inferno-of-flaming-crazy-and-we-should-pour-gasoline-on-the-fire-n2326754
@CC Thanks for the link
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“We conservatives are supposed to be terrified by polls that say that the House could flip to the Dems in 2018”
My take:
Now that America has opened its Eyes to the Fakeness of the Media, the old Games just don’t hold up anymore. They will still try. The shtick just doesn’t move the markets anymore.
Add to that the revealations that our “Intelligence Community” is actually the Media itself.
“Huh?” you say. Yea. It’s true. People thought the I.C. was in back offices doing hard number crunching work. Nope. The Media drive this perception on TV and in Print to make themselves sound like Insiders with Connections (IC) when in reality it is Media Bosses and Producers that make up narratives that advance their agenda. They then give this info to their Front of House staff to pass around like a Chinese Telephone Gossip Game. The last in line gets to go in front of the cameras and inform the American People of some Breaking News. This is the True Intelligence Community. Pure Fakery. Why do News divisions have Producers? What are they Producing?
Government Employees like Comey and Clapper and Hayden pontificate how the Intelligence Community is good people doing dangerous work. Reality is that most are nothing but self-serving bureaucrat trough-feeders ensuring their own budgets increase. Principles? Morals? Honesty? Not Here.
Now that you know the the News Reports and their Polls and Predictions are all FAKE BULLSHIT designed to mislead you can relax. We got this.
Thank You President Trump and the American People for this new paradigm.
MAGA
Poll out this morning news says only 29% favor Trump firing Comey.
Who believes polls anymore? Besides the pollsters?
Don’t you need a spine before you can have whiplash?
Batman called it a “bat-turn.”