Enjoy living amongst the Brothers dumbass they’re gonna love you. Hope you like monkey meat tacos!
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The letter of removal is hilarious. Good grief! Poor little Eswatini. I wonder how much we tax-paying schlubs had to pay them to take this pain-in-the-arse. Betting mucho IOTW Bux that the guy tries to make his way back to one of our borders, sooner than later, just to mock POTUS Trump.
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I bet President Trump (or his advisors) know.
You might too if you watched that Press Briefing that just ended a little bit ago and has not been mentioned here yet.
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Do they have lions there? Really hungry lions.
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I’ve heard of East Jesus, but not Eswatini.
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I don’t have a clue but if Earth has an asshole, I hope it’s Eswatini.
I hope they made the country up and are waiting for some commie judge to issue an injunction against moving him to a country that doesn’t exist.
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The gods must be crazy…
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East S Africa, but wherever he goes I just hope the people don’t put up with shit like him!
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I believe Eswatini is between Eat-Shit and give-a-shit.
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Sounds like a festering boil on the ass of the world. Good place for him.
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Second thought; just drop him off in Memphis.
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Should just send him where the Aussies are sending theirs. The Republic of Nauru
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Isn’t Nauru the world’s largest producer of bat guano for fertilizer.
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Hopefully, it’ss a land of forced homosexual sodomy, shitty food and lots of disease.
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Send him to some Godless barbaric cannibal wasteland where they consider latino cartel gangsters a delicacy. Problem solved.
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If THAT MANY countries truly want to torture and kill you, that sounds like a “you” problem, buddy, not THEM, maybe you should work on that?
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mystaclean
Friday, 5 September 2025, 18:56 at 6:56 pm
“I don’t have a clue but if Earth has an asshole, I hope it’s Eswatini.”
ANY country that has THIS guy in it has an asshole.
Eswatini? Gin or vodka?
if they’re going to accuse him of human trafficking and he’s still resisting deportation, prosecute him, stuff him in supermax for 30 years and then toss him across the closest border, even if it’s an ocean. if he’s in supermax, he’s effectively out of the news, gets one hour of daylight a day and essentially solitary confinement for the duration. no visitation, no perks. he’ll be begging for deportation within 6 months
The libtards used him as a pawn and President Trump used the publicity to communicate to all the evil illegals in the USA that their time here is short and if they don’t leave on their own their destiny could be similar.
Hehehe – I bet there isn’t an airport to get to and from this shithole.
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Eswatini is a small Radioactive Pacific Atoll, I think.
Eswatini is just East of Wakanda.
Isn’t a Watini a Watermelon Martini? I’m tired of hearing about this prick. Move him and his family in with the judge that keeps defending his ass.
OH, heck, that’s just the new name for Swaziland.
Why didn’t they say so? 🐒🐒🐒
Eswatini Travel Advisory: Level 2.
He’s safe.
https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/eswatini-travel-advisory.html
Enjoy living amongst the Brothers dumbass they’re gonna love you. Hope you like monkey meat tacos!
The letter of removal is hilarious. Good grief! Poor little Eswatini. I wonder how much we tax-paying schlubs had to pay them to take this pain-in-the-arse. Betting mucho IOTW Bux that the guy tries to make his way back to one of our borders, sooner than later, just to mock POTUS Trump.
I bet President Trump (or his advisors) know.
You might too if you watched that Press Briefing that just ended a little bit ago and has not been mentioned here yet.
Do they have lions there? Really hungry lions.
I’ve heard of East Jesus, but not Eswatini.
I don’t have a clue but if Earth has an asshole, I hope it’s Eswatini.
I hope they made the country up and are waiting for some commie judge to issue an injunction against moving him to a country that doesn’t exist.
The gods must be crazy…
East S Africa, but wherever he goes I just hope the people don’t put up with shit like him!
I believe Eswatini is between Eat-Shit and give-a-shit.
Sounds like a festering boil on the ass of the world. Good place for him.
Second thought; just drop him off in Memphis.
Should just send him where the Aussies are sending theirs. The Republic of Nauru
Isn’t Nauru the world’s largest producer of bat guano for fertilizer.
Hopefully, it’ss a land of forced homosexual sodomy, shitty food and lots of disease.
Send him to some Godless barbaric cannibal wasteland where they consider latino cartel gangsters a delicacy. Problem solved.
If THAT MANY countries truly want to torture and kill you, that sounds like a “you” problem, buddy, not THEM, maybe you should work on that?
mystaclean
Friday, 5 September 2025, 18:56 at 6:56 pm
“I don’t have a clue but if Earth has an asshole, I hope it’s Eswatini.”
ANY country that has THIS guy in it has an asshole.
Eswatini? Gin or vodka?
if they’re going to accuse him of human trafficking and he’s still resisting deportation, prosecute him, stuff him in supermax for 30 years and then toss him across the closest border, even if it’s an ocean. if he’s in supermax, he’s effectively out of the news, gets one hour of daylight a day and essentially solitary confinement for the duration. no visitation, no perks. he’ll be begging for deportation within 6 months
The libtards used him as a pawn and President Trump used the publicity to communicate to all the evil illegals in the USA that their time here is short and if they don’t leave on their own their destiny could be similar.
Hehehe – I bet there isn’t an airport to get to and from this shithole.
Eswatini is a small Radioactive Pacific Atoll, I think.
I’ll have an Eswatini. Shaken, not stirred.