FOX: The action hero has hit CBS and Sony Pictures Television with a $30 million lawsuit for allegedly failing to pay him his share of the profits from his hit ’90s series “Walker, Texas Ranger.”According to the lawsuit, CBS failed to pay Norris’ production company, Top Kick Productions, 23 percent “of the profits earned from any, and all, exploitations of ‘Walker.'” 
Top Kick alleges in the suit that “CBS was among the networks that were fully aware of Chuck Norris’ success, history, brand and image, which resulted in CBS agreeing to become the primary distributor of ‘Walker.'” read more
I want to see him walk into CBS network headquarters and kick the crap out of every executive.
Pay up, CBS. He needs the cash for a better hair hat.
I’ve never done any kind of pay-per-view, but I’d pay good money to see
Chuck Norris vs. Adam Schiff-face, Schmuckles the Clown, and/or Slimy Hoyer.
@Uncle Al, he could demolish all three at the same time without even getting out of his chair!
It says right on his business cards:
Don’t Puck with Chuck!
I once saw Chuck Norris light a Campfire by rubbing two
Ice Cubes together…
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin under his beard.
He has another fist.
I recently learned there is a drink called a Chuck Norris. It’s made with Dr. McGillicuddy’s cherry liqueur and Liquid Ice energy drink. I haven’t tried one.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
How many damn times are networks and music executives going to “FORGET” to pay royalties to their clients?
Isn’t this like the 7000th story you have read about this? Can they not afford accountants and lawyers?
Hope he shuts them down.
Shut them down.
@Claudia:
He could knock them out with the shock wave generated by flexing his pecs! (-:
Thirty years ago, Chuck heard a jihadi in Beirut talking shit about America
Chuck kicked him in the nuts so hard, he still cant get it up for any of his 72 virgins
Chuck did so well in his first karate lesson with Mr Miyagi, that afterwards, Miyagi painted HIS fence and waxed HIS car
And Chuck was only 6 months old at the time
chuck norris knows ALL the ways to skin a cat…..
Superman wears ‘Chuck Norris’ pajamas.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer; too bad he never cries.