Don Lemon Had Demands

18 Comments on Don Lemon Had Demands

1. Maybe he can do a GoFu&kMe. I’d help

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2. or maybe he could sell the horse he rode in on

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3. A black faggot checks two important DEI boxes.
   Why would he expect anything less?

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4. He’ll have to settle for a successful independent career like Keith Oberman.😁

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5. He needs to be clearing out woodchippers for tree companies. What a little girl.

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6. That’s what happens when all you’ve got is your skin color.

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7. This is the kind of demand you can make only when you have actual talent and a proven track record of results to back it up with it. And Lemmon had neither.

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8. Has Donny already blown through the $24M that he sued CNN for?

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9. Lemon would have been canned even if he only aked for a set of Tinker Toys.

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10. “Don Lemon demanded Tesla Cybertruck, $5M advance, equity in X”

    Musk was a little quick on the trigger. Don Lemon just threw those things out there to start negotiations, he would have settled for a case of Hennessey and a glory hole on his dressing room door.

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11. Don’t fuck with the Elon

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12. Don’t mess with Musk, the antidote to Bill Gates.

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13. Each day I rise, and like a scholar, mediate upon the writings of Don Lemon. It helps me move my bowels.

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14. Hah…I misread the top line for a second. I though it said Don Lemon Had Depends, although that would have made some sense.

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15. Don Lemon’s method to cure constipation: get some guy to ream you out.

16. What……No gold plated butt plug with a SpaceX logo on it.

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17. I seriously don’t understand why anyone would even consider hiring this guy.
    Maybe as the guy assigned to the last stall at the Truck Stop Men’s Room.
    Or the guy behind the dumpster who “takes care of” the winos for shots of Muscatel.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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18. Tucker Carlson calls him Don leMon