Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies,
and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the
benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared
bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal? ”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White
House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.
**********
Yet she still gets the Democratic votes !!!!
Yes, that’s going to be the “tone” of a Trump/Clinton debate. 🙂
Nasty smear job.
Trump doesn’t drink 😉
Nah, he was having a virgin version of a “Bloody Hillary”…
But you can count on a GOP-ANNOINTED candidate like Rubio, or Jeb!™, or Christy, or Kasich competing to win the Presidency just like Dole did, or McCain did, or Romney did, or even Jeb!™’s father did…..
…oh wait.
I wonder at the scandals the public doesn’t know about. Those must really be bad enough a Dem voter might decide to sit this election out and stay buried in the cemetery.
Just think, recently in the Clinton War-room, somebody suggested that Hillary calls the e-mail scandal an “interagency dispute.”
“Hmm, yeah, yeah, lets go with that…interagency dispute.
MSM will lap it up, get those talking points out…stat!”
scary thought
our current president enjoys a 49% approval rating today
that is on top of the incompetence, the obvious lying, the pen and phone, arguably the most disastrous presidency in history, etc etc
the walking dead are out there, still walking dead, and they are still flaunting the hillary bumper stickers
i am a trump guy, and as much as i am excited about 2016, this fight is far from over
In that same bar Bill just had a waitress sandwich…
Here’s another joke:
A Muslim, a communist, a traitor, a coward, the Anti-Christ, and a homosexual walk into a bar…
The bartender says, so, what will it be, Mr. President?
I thought that was Teddy Kennedy’s schtick?
For sarcasm to be funny, it has to have the ring of truth to it.
This is the truth, with a ring of sarcasm, not sure if it’s funny.
Here are some facts:
Trump loses to Hiliary:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
Cruz Defeats Hiliary:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_cruz_vs_clinton-4034.html
Both Trump and Cruz lose to Bernie.
Rubio is the only republican that defeat both Hiliary and Bernie.
All this will change if there is an upset in Iowa tonight.
So Rubio should run as a democrat?
Those are not facts – they are polls