Don’t Name Your Kids Something Stupid

21 Comments on Don’t Name Your Kids Something Stupid

1. Lol I know that’s right, Dwayne.

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2. I am earning $70,000 so Far this year reading replies on IOTW, please contact the administrator to find out how, and I don’t even have a dumb name like Amy…

   LOL! She’s been deleted.
   -MJA

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3. To all the real Amy’s I am being sarcastic, Amy is a cute name…

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4. Very entertaining guy!

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5. I read that as Amy’s Johnson….

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6. Clitores
   Florine
   Sukketa
   Doin
   Delous
   Latrina

   “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
   By any other name would smell as sweet;”

   izlamo delenda est …

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7. John Ross had a little fun with stupid names in his book Unintended Consequences. A couple of nursing aides in a maternity ward would make suggestions to stupid/drugged new mothers.

   My favorite: With last name King, mom named her boy Nosmo.

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8. It is for this reason that ‘Mo’ has surpassed all other names now. The name pool has become soooo thinned out, that it was easy for Mo to take the lead.

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9. Some of my faves.
   Margareen, Velveeta and La-a (the dash don’t be silent).

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10. I always liked

    farina
    wheatina
    lucky charms

    and my favorite all time

    buck wheat

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11. Thank you MJA, that Dwayne was funny.

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12. Yeah I got a lot of negative comments when I named my twin girls Ima and Ura!

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13. What if they are stupid?

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14. Why do black parents give their children ghetto names? DaVontay? Moniqua? Why not just name them N1993R?

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15. Ghetto names are handy, when reviewing job application forms.

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16. I knew a Count deMonet.

    Yep!

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17. OMGosh, he was wonderful. What a great set

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18. Sophie King funny.

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19. What’s so bad about the name Dwayne Perkins?

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20. Martha Fokker.

21. Mo? How about Moe D. Lawn.

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