Don’t try this at home, unless you have a frozen lake in your home

18 Comments on Don’t try this at home, unless you have a frozen lake in your home

1. He doesn’t have anything better to do.

2. All kinds of things come to my mind.
   Next time take a candle so you can stop fumbling with matches
   What is the carbon foot print of this lake?
   Was the gas man caused climate change?
   Where cows or fish the cause of the methane?

3. What causes this? Fish farts??

4. Decaying plant matter in low oxygen env.

5. I want to see a picture of that guy’s face and hands, to see if he has any eyebrows or knuckle hair.

6. Calling Algore!!

7. Hmm.. How about a rocket propelled cow? On ice? Just need an ignitor.

8. Lighting a fire downwind, rocket scientist that one. Always be upwind to avoid fuel/flame/smoke blowing at you, not to mention you block the wind blowing the match out, duh.

9. Dude, the Zippo has been around since 1933, step into the 21st century, eh?

10. Some guys never grow out of the fart lighting stage of life.

    And now I’m a little sad our lakes here don’t freeze over.

    White Rock Lake in Dallas has a lot of Methane production. Yes, the bubbles will flare a flame a bit if you hold it over a spot they’re coming up at.

    Here, I would have considered using a propane torch or a long-necked BBQ lighter in place of the wooden match. Stupid matches.

11. A cordless drill and a grill lighter.

    BTW, did you see him put the hot match back into the box at the beginning?

12. What a dick! Now what are the fish going to use for fuel this winter?!?

13. All that and no hot dogs?

14. Smoke on the water…….

    What is going on here? Proof that Fracking is harmful to water?

    Hey Rosie O, look at that, water is burning.

15. An old man with white hair and this is what he does for kicks? Guess his family never went for that book learning stuff. I bet he looks down barrels of guns to see if they’re loaded. I was hoping the ice would crack.

    Anyway, behold cabin fever in all its glory.

16. Al the Gore and Mike the More will be making another fake fracking pic soon.

17. That was fun! Thanks!

18. In Russia farts light you.