Patriot Retort: I had no idea Parkland teen Emma Gonzalez was still a thing.
But apparently she is.
And apparently, she’s been upgraded to “celebrity.”
Why else would Variety interview her?
✔ @Variety
Emma González: “I’m still worried, when I drive down the road and I’m not wearing a hat, that someone with gun stickers on their car is going to recognize me and run me off the road” https://bit.ly/2PoL4dp pic.twitter.com/qnabbMyBbt
You know, I’m still worried, when I turn in at night, that the monster under my bed is going to get me.
Poor Emma. Still trying to paint the NRA as a terrorist organization. more
Maybe you should wear a hat, then. Do I have to think of everything?
Time to trot out one of my favorite observations:
If ordinary gun owners were as violent as the anti-gunners think we are, there wouldn’t be any anti-gunners left, would there?
I think her last buzz cut went a little too deep.
Be sure and cover your hat with plenty of tin foil, Emma.
I was never aware of her, but apparently she’s the center of the universe. Don’t worry dear heart. Nobody knows who you are. You just look like a garden variety carpet muncher to me.
Girls trying to be boys.
In her case she’s an ugly one trying to be an uglier one. Successful at it, too.
Emma Dear, you need to tell your therapist these things.
^^ Both of them.
Ohhhhhh…..her. Hogg boy’s girlfriend. Yeah. Nevermind.
Emma dear, you’re just not that important. If I were you, I’d be more worried that Camera Hogg was trying to take you out of the scene.