How did he manage to get into his car in the first place?
h/t PHenry
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Most any cop who has worked d-wobbly-eyes can tell you similar funny stories. In almost every case, when you ask him how much he’s had to drink, the answer is, “two beers”.
It isn’t always funny though. You don’t really want to hear those stories.
Oh man!!! Ouch…for pain and embarrassment.
Izzat’ Michael McDonald?
Finger print, finger print sir we don’t have heed print data bASE/
I’m Wondering if This Tool Could Sue Them, For Not Securing A Person Under Their Control ? Like A Jailhouse Wheelchair or Strappining The Bastard To The Wall !!!
I Hate That I’m Even Wondering about a Law Suit, It’s Lib’s Gone Wild Out There Anymore !
It’s creepy knowing there are drunken idiots out on the roads. A lot of people are horrible drivers, and being stumbling drunk certainly does’t help.
I had fun just playing from :30 to :35 a dozen times…..
Scrape..thud..ow!…scrape..thud..ow!
That’s an oldie but goodie, it has been going around at least 10 years, maybe 15 or more.
Working the checkpoint a female had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage. She was asked to put the vehicle in park and shut off the ignition and exit the vehicle and walk around to the rear of the vehicle. As she was doing so she what are staring at? I relied you are staggering. She replied well your’e not to bad yourself.
Should have been she said and I replied ( fingers don’t always hit the right keys sorry)
^^^ LOL
even steven – I know. Gaaah. It’s funny until you think about that dude driving.
As preposterous as things are today the guy might actually be able to get away with accusing the Cop of Racism!!
Oh, my the guy fell over and exposed his Micheal Moore look alike!
YouTube “Mr. Turner” for a real laugh.
A drunk blew a light and hit us when I was a kid. I got a bloody mouth and cut on the temple. My dad got torn ligaments in his varicosed leg. He couldn’t work for a month, got terminated, and died from a blood clot to the lung less than a year later. Drinking and driving has consequences. No, no lawsuit. This was in the 50s. The drunk didn’t have insurance either.