Drunk, Belligerent Vagrants Blockade The Federalist’s Office As Leftist Journalists Insist DC Is America’s Purest City

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ASHINGTON, D.C. — Left-wing journalists and their Democrat friends have been shrieking since Monday about how gloriously safe Washington, D.C., is, and how, as one particularly low-IQ White House correspondent stated, there is a “nonexistent crime crisis” in the nation’s capital.

Homelessness? “Not a problem,” they say. Homicide? “What homicide?” they’ll interject, despite the city having clocked its 100th homicide this year on Monday.

The cowardice and shame in their voices are palpable. First, because they know, from their own life experience, that they are lying, and, second, because, even if they have not experienced D.C.’s crime in a while, it just means they have reached a level of pseudo-immunity unavailable to the countless normal people who have to deal with D.C.’s lawlessness on a daily basis. more

7 Comments on Drunk, Belligerent Vagrants Blockade The Federalist’s Office As Leftist Journalists Insist DC Is America’s Purest City

  1. ““There’s a crazy guy sitting right in front of the office door. I’m not able to get in until he leaves.”

    Ida fixed that shit. Any bets on how far I could launch him? We need to take the gloves off. F this crap. I’m not the only one getting heated. And if you’re not you need to sit the nest three years out.

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  2. Lester, The Loser Liberal: “100 homicides? BFD. Gedaoudaheah! It’s nothing. Back in the 1970’s, in New York City, there were well over 700 murders one year. 100 murders is nothing to worry about. Hmmphhh. Conservatives….always complaining about some dumb-ass thing.”.

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  3. Drop them off in the most crime-ridden hoods with only their feet to get them out. Everything they own, including the fancy clothes on their backs would be stolen. The female reporters would be gang-banged half to death and the male reporters would be beaten to within an inch of their lives if not flat out killed. Then let those that did escape broadcast how safe D.C. is with their faces almost mummified in bandages.

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  4. A fentanyl distribution program might have alleviated that problem. By the way, the story tells of the female interns who couldn’t enter and exit the building; doesn’t the Federalist employ any MEN? WTF? Two guys with baseball bats could have easily cleared a path.

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