Dutch police arrest ‘Boris Johnson’ after DUI incident – IOTW Report

Dutch police arrest ‘Boris Johnson’ after DUI incident

IP: Dutch police said Monday officers were surprised upon arresting a man in connection with a drunk driving incident over the weekend, when his driver’s licence named him as “Boris Johnson“.

The fake Ukrainian driver’s licence, complete with the former British prime minister’s picture and correct birth date, was “issued” in 2019 and valid until the end of the year 3000.

Police spokesman Thijs Damstra said officers investigated an incident shortly after midnight Sunday when a car crashed into a pole near the Emma Bridge in the northern city of Groningen.

The car was abandoned but police were later told that the driver was standing on the bridge.

“The person could not identify himself and refused to undertake a breathalyser test,” Damstra told AFP. more

10 Comments on Dutch police arrest ‘Boris Johnson’ after DUI incident

  1. Ukrainian “refugees” are fouling up Europe worse than the “refugees” from the Mideast. And Europe deserves everything these grifting ingrates bring.

    And it’s quite appropriate that this Ukrop is using BoJo’s name, because BoJo is the clown who put the kibosh on a peace deal a year ago. There are probably ten thousand “Boris Johnsons” wreaking havoc all over Europe right now. Probably also a lot of “Joe Bidens” running amok. But Slobba Ukraini or something, right?

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  2. Did anyone else just now catch the major YCNMTSUP moment of this White House historiical, hysterical footnote.

    Joseph Biden, the corrupt as a mafia rat, preaching to the Citizens of the United States that it is our financial duty to pay off the money grubbing thieving stealing looting cryptogrifting banksturd class to maintain the full faith and credit of this here U.S of American Wallets while at the exact same moment this fucking piece of shit president is denying one fucking nickle to his own grandaughter.

    FUCK JOE BIDEN

    AND FUCK FOX NEWS

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  3. Before I retired there was a fairly recent Ukrainian immigrant at work. He was quite a character; he only knew about a dozen words in English, and four of them were f*ck. Rarely have I seen anyone swear with such enthusiasm.

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