BABYLON BEE: EL PASO, TX—An El Paso man reportedly came down from a “totally crazy” acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran for president.
“People were calling me ‘Beto’ for some reason, the press was treating me like a serious candidate. It was totally wild,” he told reporters. “Oh man, I thought I said a bunch of insane [FLOWERBED] about dismantling the Constitution and stealing everybody’s guns. And the left was just eating it up.” read more
Rumor has it he’s moved to Richmond Virginia and is currently learning to fly armed drones.
It’s like Woodstock for the Dems.
A bunch of people still tripping too😁
“Don’t take the Brown Acid …”
izlamo delenda est …
Sounds Legit.
Brown Acid, now tainted with San Francisco Summer of love hippie poo and all the bums and vagrants too.
Now I understand the rest of the Democrat candidates better.
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
Beto dropped acid, and had a bad trip
’19 would find him campaigning for Preezy
Standing on tables, his sweat it would drip.
Fewer than none were the votes for ol’ Beto
Stupid and evil while waving like hell
Nobody cared for this white fake Hispanic
He was in love with himself, they could tell…
(Apologies to Marty Robbins. I really like that song)
Great song but sometimes it can be an ear worm when it gets played too often on the radio especially on XM.
Unshaved Peyote buttons would do it too…
He only took acid because he couldn’t find any yellow snow to eat in El Paso!
If MaryRLively will run for Cortez’s seat, we should consider supporting her. However, she should at least have been a bartender.
That moron will go down as the “Asso from El Paso”.