CTH: Oh man, almost too much winning. President Trump Chief-of-Staff Mick Mulvaney brings the cold-fish slapper to a White House presser and pummels the narrative engineers. Cold-Fish Slapping is like whac-a-mole, only instead of a hammer you use a slightly unfrozen fish; and instead of mole-heads popping up, you get reporters stupid questions.
First, Mr. Mulvaney announces the 2020 G7 will be held at Trump Doral Resort in Miami Florida, June 10th – 12th 2020. The pearl-clutching media begin to quiver uncontrollably. Slap. Slap. Slap. More spontaneous ‘splodey heads…. more cold-fish-slapping. Repeat.
Then Mulvaney takes questions on Muh Ukraine and Muh Impeach-We-Much, and it becomes necessary for double-handed cold-fish-slapping. This is really good. WATCH:
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I have a perfect solution…I’m willing to give MY brand to the G-7 conference….Just call it”WILLY’S DORAL RESORT” for the duration of the event….I don’t want any money because Lupe and Consuelo will be kickin’ the profits at the breakfast burrito carts just outside the event….and for those that want to know, Consuelo ain’t a midget…..
All I’m hearing is mulvaney admits quid pro quo-woop woop-mulvaney admits quid pro quo-woop woop…and of course Erick Erickson–who’s a good buddy of Mulvaney, he says–thinks it’s the End For Trump because of Mulvaney’s big mouth. Hey Nick, with friends like that, who needs enemies?
ThirdTwin — Who says Mick is buddies w/The Sweaty Thumb, Mick or Sweaty Thumb?
In any event — Mick Mulvaney is one of my favorite-est people in the whole world. Glad he is CoS for our president.
(If you haven’t seen his speech at Hillsdale for Constitution Week there, it’s good.)
AA, it was Sweaty Thumb doing the name-dropping, of course. And Mick has my respect for what he did to the CFPB.
Personally, after the media fuss about this, I would hold the G-7 at a medieval Benedictine monastery so isolated the media have to travel 2 hours by donkey to cover it and 2 hours back to their rooms.