Epoch Times: A cow on the loose was chased around Saturday afternoon, March 16, by the local police department of Noblesville, Indiana, just a 40-minute drive northeast of Indianapolis.
The errant bovine was seen running around Hamilton Town Centre, a Simon-owned outdoor mall, and it even crossed a busy traffic-filled street to get to the Chick-fil-A on the other side.
“NPD was able to ‘run with the bulls’ last night,” the Noblesville Police Department (NPD) said in a good-humored Facebook post the next day. “We were chasing this running wild bovine all over the east side. If you got a picture of our cowboy adventure comment with it! We love to see it.” READ MORE
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd the CNN chyron will say:
“Gay Bovine protests Chick-fil-A”
EAT MOR CHIKIN
They’re lucky it wasn’t Taco Bell….That combination could have
ended Life on Earth.
She must have overherd AOC’s comments.
The cow came to audition for the next TV commercial. I assume it isn’t afraid of heights.
Gotta love a cow that ends up on the internet because he ran to Chick-fil-A.