“Everything will be perfect all the time for everyone everywhere” America on Democratic Socialism – IOTW Report

“Everything will be perfect all the time for everyone everywhere” America on Democratic Socialism

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A glimpse of what America will be like when we inevitably adopt the Green New Deal and Democratic Socialism.

NPC Daily: It’s no secret that Donald Trump has ruined America almost beyond reparation and recognition, however, there is hope. With the likes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the new presidential bid of Bernie Sanders 2020, future to believe in is right around the corner.

America on Democratic Socialism will be the Utopian paradise of which our founding fathers envision. We have spoken with a series of liberal arts majors from UC Irvine and have figured out what America will look like when it finally adopts the glorious wonders of Democratic Socialism.

America on Democratic Socialism

You will wake up in the morning whenever you feel like it, knowing full well that your gender, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation or identity will not hinder your progress in society. You will look at your bank account on your government issued smart phone in your home paid for by the government and smile. Why will you be smiling? You will be smiling at the direct deposit you have just received from the government since you qualified for the “Unwilling to Work” segment of the Green New Deal. more here

19 Comments on “Everything will be perfect all the time for everyone everywhere” America on Democratic Socialism

  1. The sun will rise at the consenus time, and set at the consenus time. we will all live in identical houses with the same car to drive. Clothes will all be olive drab. Everybody will have one pair of black boots. Taxes will be no higher than 95% of your established wage
    You will eat all your meals from metal trays with metal utensils. The block captain may inspect any time of day or night, you will comply every time or foood rations will be cut.

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  2. The Twilight Zone episode “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street” with Claude Atkins (March 4, 1960) where the aliens turn out the lights in the neighborhood, then sit back and watch the apocalypse. Picture us deplorables as the aliens and the SJWs, BLM, the goathumpers, illegals and the rest of the snowflakes as the neighbors. Then set off an EMP.

    Yeah, you’re right. Sometimes I daydream too much.

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  3. I’ve got a different vision. The nation’s wealth will be concentrated to the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of the 1%…(and so on). The rest of us will be left fighting for Social Credits and care only about our Social Score. You’ll be in public showing visible concern for some made-up fantasy intersectional special interest group, while at the same time have no means to support said group. As long as you’ve got a segment of the population concerned about a group, your efforts will be rewarded with social credits. Your score is public information and will be the only known factual evidence about yourself, as recognized and provided by the government. The government will have a color-coded factor based system to place value on credits. For example, Green pays a 1.0x, Amber pays 1.2x, Red 1.3x, and so on. The nation as a whole will know what color is active for the day as a way to regulate the flow of social givings. You won’t actually be able to spend your credits, they are solely for public display of how woke you are.

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  4. If dimms see this article they’ll think it’s serious and it will go viral. They have no sense of humor, knowledge of history nor do they understand sarcasm.
    Would it be funny or what if they started sharing this!!!

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  5. I will just stick with my NATIONAL CAPITALISM style of government in which everyone is risking their life with all their belongings in a backpack to experience, rather than Bernie Sanders’s Global Socialism platform where people raid the zoo in order to eat.

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  6. Major Mal Function
    FEBRUARY 20, 2019 AT 4:55 AM
    “I hope Comrade General Ocasio-Cortez will us peasants a small garden plot so we can have something to eat.”

    …no, if you manage to grow anything, the Commies will just seize THAT for redistribution, TOO…

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  7. ‘MURICA’S! response to socialism? To paraphrase Clint Eastwood in “High Plains Drifter”…

    “You’re gonna look awfully silly, with that socialism stuck up yer ass”… 😡

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  8. Yeah, but like Bill Ayers predicted, first we’ll have to “liquidate” 25%-30% of the population.
    Let’s see … he’s talking about murdering 100 Million Americans … that seems about right.
    Mao, Stalin, and Hitler (in that order), SOCIALISTS ALL, were the greatest mass murderers of all time – so far.
    Now, just imagine Mao, Stalin, and Hitler with computers and modern technology!
    And take into account the general malaise, ignorance, and apathy of the run-of-the-mill slap-head, barking, clapping seals we witness in “Antifa,” Bernie Sanders rallies, and Sandy Ocasio-Cortez gatherings – who will perform the more onerous depredations for some small consideration (so long as it doesn’t take too much effort – just the occasional murder, mayhem, or torching – and then they can get back to their video games and cell phone texts).
    “Unwilling to Work” doesn’t imply “Unwilling to Kill.”

    When that Cambodian youth was asked why he became a Communist he matter-or-factly replied: “We didn’t have to go to school and we got to kill people.”
    (“The Black Book of Communism”)

    The “Green New Deal” is that gateway. Ocasio-Cortez is their prophet. The RINOs are the lick-spittles who are allowing it. We need to remember that for two (2) long years the RINOs did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to relieve this oppressed nation from ObolaCare and to build the fucking wall.

    Everyone should be held to account.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  9. Yes, it will be wonderful. America’s obesity problem will disappear once food starts disappearing from grocery stores. PETA will be pleased when domestic animals start appearing on menus instead of being enslaved by humans. The only carbon pollution we will have is the black fog that finds its way over the oceans from China and India – but we won’t say anything because we are multi-culturists so that’s a problem we can ignore. Only law enforcement and gang bangers will have guns, so just stay away from them and everything will be fine. There will be no food-related cultural misappropriation because there is no food. Medical care will be non-existent, but free. There will be no need for lawyers because the government will control everything. Television programming will consist of Rachael Maddow and Al Sharpton all of the time with no commercial breaks because there is nothing to sell. Every Hollywood film will star Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Jim Carrey, Susan Sarandon and Alyssa Milano working for free and they will win all of the Academy awards.

    It will be glorious. But conservatives can also rejoice because the wall will finally be built – albeit to keep people in. No airplanes, but we will have electric high speed rail to go from shithole to shithole. You will be free to speak whatever government approved slogans you care to say. Facebook, Twitter and Instagram will be mandatory for all people so that our glorious leaders can be praised.

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  10. You’d get the same philosophy and outlook if you stopped in at any day-care center and polled the attendees. But they’re toddlers and don’t have the maturity of mind to know any better.
    There’s no excuse for anyone over 18 to have the same worldview.

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