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He had to eat it….it was a gray booger….The gray ones are most of second grade….
What a gross pig!
91% of adults polled acknowledged picking their nose at times.
The other 9% are liars.
Although I doubt that many adults still eat them. Ugh.
Q:What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A:Kids won’t eat broccoli.
Plus he bites his nails at the same time.
Multi tasking.
After these comments, I’ll take a pass.
Thanks anyway.
Recycling
Oh, come on, you’ve swallowed them YOURSELF, one way or another…
Q. What’s green and you eat backwards?
A. *SNORT!*
(Sound of drawing air rapidly in thru nose, thus preventing mucous from running out of your nose, particularly in cold weather, when a tissue simply isn’t available. Some loads thus onboarded to the back of the throat may contain solids, just sayin’…)
…at least he didn’t chew afterwards…
…see, I come at it a little differently, as anyone who’s been involved in airway support would, simply because I can tell you that under SOME circumstances you actually not only CAN pick someone else’s nose, but you HAVE to.
…we had these portable Laerdal suction units on the ambulance
back in the day, and these things had clear Yankauer wands so you could see what you were sectioning, and ensure it wasn’t clogged. They’ve evolved a bit since my day, but they still look basically like this…
https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-cjuawlv/images/stencil/1280×1280/products/2467/30320/ST1700064-Amsino-Yankauer-Suction-Tip–Tubing__53860.1591743620.jpg?c=2
…so you can see that you could get ahold of a big juicy one and watch it transit this tube into the collection bag, but if it was REAL gnarled and vinyl, or bloody, or had chunks of vomit in it, sometimes the port was too small and you had to remove it with your (hopefully) gloved hand, and if you were REAL into it, you might forget and wipe your glove on your own pants, which you’d rediscover later…
…but you had to do what you had to do, especially if you were gonna plant a nasopharengeal airway, kind of a stiff rubber tube with a bell on the end of it that you’d lube (if there was time) and ram into someone’s nostril as an emergency airway management tool if it’s not yet at the endrotracheal tube level, but you still want an open port and something keeping the tounge from blocking everything in a supine position, particularly if neck injury was suspected and you didn’t want to tilt and you can’t keep up jaw thrusting that long. It looks like this;
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uALM3HqtTnI/sddefault.jpg
…you REALLY get up someone’s nose with THIS, not only to suction blood boogers preparatory to insertion, but to pick the RIGHT nostril. See, everyone has one nostril bigger than the other (look in the mirror close if you don’t believe me), and that’s your target. When you’re in there with your flashlight it’s like an “Aliens” set in there, with a forest of nose hairs sporting the egg sacs of nascent boogers waving gently in the respiratory breeze. Since a BIGGER one will have to be suctioned out of the tube immediately, and that’s the OPPOSITE of why you’re putting the tube in since there’s no breathing while you’re suctioning, it behooves you to cull them out by any means necessary.
And some may still go down the throat and be swallowed by reflex, so you may be FACILITATING booger eating.
…so yeah, it’s kind if gross, I suppose, but I’ve seen worse.
…and so has the parent of any 2 year old, but that’s a different subject for another day…
SNS, and there’s always this joke, What’s green and skates? Peggy Phlegm.
geoff the aardvark
FEBRUARY 10, 2021 AT 7:16 PM
“SNS, and there’s always this joke, What’s green and skates? Peggy Phlegm.”
…only old dudes like us remember Peggy Fleming, but good one for those of us who do, althogh the only time I REALLY enjoyed Olympic figure skating was when Tonya Harding took a knee, and it was Nancy Kerrigans’…
https://i.imgflip.com/23xvsk.jpg
@SNS
Oysters!
Kcir
FEBRUARY 10, 2021 AT 7:29 PM
“@SNS
Oysters!”
…P.J. O’Rourke once wrote in one of his essays that an oysters unique natural defense was to look incredibly snotlike at mealtime.
I’m inclined to agree with that…and have never eaten oysters as a result…
https://www.gourmetfoodworld.com/images/product/large/2306_1_.jpg
This is all very educational.
I don’t care how much phlegm I’ve swallowed in my lifetime. At least it went directly from my nose down my throat.
There’s something about seeing the booger excavated out of the nose and then inserted in to the mouth that triggers the EEEEWWWWWW factor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jlQS-Wuc0
@SNS. Someone said the bravest gourmand was the first guy who looked at a raw oyster and said “that looks interesting. I’ll try it.”
I used to eat them back in the day but haven’t since I quit drinking. Alcohol helps.
I knew a of a kid in grade school that we all called ‘Booger’ for that same reason.
You may think that’s funny, but it’s snot.
I hear that when Boeheim was called on it, he said, “If God didn’t want us to eat boogers, why did He make them so tasty?”
I hit the link…aaaand quickly hit the back button.
Like what @LCD said…why would I want to watch someone ELSE pick their own nose!!!!
But it’s the Whuflu and we have all LEARNED NOT to keep pickin’ our OWN ___ DAM PROVIDED noses yet??
Sigh.
@mickey moussaoui – we grew up in the Projects and one of us was called…Mocoboy.
Did you hear that they found Frosty the Snowman in the Produce Isle by the carrots? He was picking his nose.
I’ll be here all week, unless I’m shooting Trap or Skeet, and don’t forget to try the veal.
The poor grandkids..
“Your grandpa is a boogereater!”
…guy’s got no standards, or he’d know that EYE boogers are better anyway, they’re saltier and with just the right amount of crunch…
Picking/cleaning and throwing away eye boogers on dogs is gross. I’ve never seen a dog eat boogers but they will eat their poop sometimes. And have you ever seen a dog eat an oyster, they come back up as fast or faster than they went down, dogs don’t like oysters.